The general rule of transparency is to make you look good and strong, not like a feeble-minded limp dick.
You don’t have to sign your tweets.
Signed everyone. 2007.
I think he signed this one just to prove that he can spell his own name right.
proof someone else wrote it
Look, when a guy regularly tweets with caps lock you’ve got to lower your expectations.
Signing them makes it an official presidential act…
Signed everyone
Did they at least do it ironically?
sometimes you need to though.
love and kisses, 1996
I guess truth social is now an “official channel” for international diplomacy. What a brave new world we live in
Nationalize it
There’s a lot of stuff we should nationalize, starting with almost everything the DOGE Goblin owns. We paid for it all, it’s ours.
You say that as a joke… I could see Trump hopping on that train. Truth Social - worth at LEAST $200B, which the government will pay direclty to Trump as compensation for making the platform the national social media platform of America.
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Yeah, seems to be working really well!
Maybe better if he directs his word diarrhea there than to real diplomatic channels.
HOW FUCKING EMBARRASSING.
“I HAVE SPOKEN!”
“Hey, guys, I have spoken, hear me? Guys? Hey, guys?”
“GODDAMIT, I SAID I’VE SPOKEN, HEAR ME? DO WHAT I SAY! I DEMAND YOU DO WHAT I SAY! HERE’S MY NAME!”
The Art of the Deal, indeed.
tap-tap
IS THIS THING ON!?
Shart of the Squeal
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I’m going to count to 3, and I want everyone to do a ceasefire! 1. 2. 2 and a half. 2 and three quarters. I mean it!
Bold assumption that he understands fractions
He is so fucking lame
That’s the most baffling part. I never had a high opinion of the general populations intelligence. But you got to be a goddamn moron to be impressed by the current president. It’s not hyperbole to say I’ve lost all faith and humanity.
Yep. So many people flying their stupid Taco flags and wearing their “Let’s Go Brandon” shirts and so on just seemingly have no idea how normal people view Taco.
To me, it’s like watching the stupidest kid in the class with his underwear on his head and smearing feces on the wall. And I’m hardly alone in that view - Taco is and always has been a ridiculous and unserious dumbass. And these people think he’s not only the best Republican candidate for office, they think he’s the best they’ve ever had.
wait what they’re flying taco flags? is nothing sacred don’t answer that
taco flags
Haha, it would be funny if they started literally adopting that just like they adopted “deplorable”, but I’ve not seen that yet. I sure hope it happens - that would probably be about the same take as some of them adopting the teabagger thing (before they realized, oops, that might make them look gay, and can’t have that, lol!) - more or less calling their hero a chicken is not going to be a good look.
I mean Taco fans flying capitol-T Taco regalia from China.
oh thank you i was worried i was gonna have to throw hands at BurritoMart and BurritoMart is about love.
But you got to be a goddamn moron to be impressed by the current president.
The joke of American politics is that you’ll have two candidates run by smearing each other into the dirt. One of them will squeak out a win and get a few months of being The Most Charismatic Person On Earth because of a marginal victory largely on EC winner-take-all. But the TV/Radio will say this person is INCREDIBLY POPULAR and people will be brow-beaten into believing it.
Then that person will actually attempt to govern, fumble the ball for a while, and watch the media turn on them. Popularity will plummet and the opposition will come out of the woodwork insisting “Our Guy Would Have Been Better”. Except its a media cycle driven by incompetency and corruption at the elected level. It’s inevitably a false choice, because everyone on the ballot was one flavor of corporate shill or another from the get-go.
By the end, all you have left is an argument over who would have been worse. Everyone calls everyone else a moron for thinking the wrong things. Nobody seems capable of identifying quality leadership, because quality leaders don’t have an in with corporate media to inflate their celebrity profiles.
It’s cargo cults all the way down.
At least he spelled his own name right this time
So this is what a grown man throwing a tantrum looks like.
Same as his first term.
please tell me this is not real…
Don’t you know by now? It’s always true. The pee tape is real.
Did he add a “hereby” to his demand?
“I dedare BANKRUPTCY!”
that dedare looks a little eyetalic.
I didn’t say it, I declared it.
Baby’s first diplomatic relations.
And boy is it a magnificent debacle.
Trump is at least consistent - fuck things up, then pause the fuckup to pat himself on his back and demand praise for not fucking things up even more. Then once the news cycle progresses, continue fucking things up even worse. He’s such a master of this fail technique!
So bombing Palestinian children is okay but he draws the line at Iran?
Iran is supported by Russia.
He spelled his name correctly this time.
BOMBS
DOES HE THINK THE INTERNET IS A TELEGRAPH STOP IT IS NOT A TELEGRAPH IT IS A SERIES OF TUBES EXCLAMATION STOP
lol this is like when someone signs their text message as if it’s a letter
To be fair, 15-25 years ago that was a thing. Phones in the 2000s had a setting to add a signature to the end of your texts. I think it stemmed from custom signatures in web forums (the thing everyone used before reddit killed them off). Regardless, everyone I knew used that feature, except Boomers, cause they couldn’t figure them out yet. We’ve since done a complete 180°.
It’d be even funnier if he added “Esquire” or the like…or maybe “Taco, nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize…”
