When I was a child my parents worried that microwave ovens would make their own food toxic, and told me TV would ruin my eyes. Now they sleep with a wireless super computer plugged in to a world wide-network, with a camera and lidar pointed at themselves around the clock.

Also seemingly, the government doesn’t keep copies of any records.

How is it that the most extreme mouth piece changed their tune, but the middle chucklefucks didn’t?

Pants at the ankles at the urinal.

Home Alone

Home Alone: In New York

Home Alone: No Macauly

Home Alone: There’s a fourth one?

Home Alone 5.

Home Sweet Home Alone: Exclusive to Disney+

If only Europe had a very close ally with lots of LNG to export.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/tim-hodgson-lng-exports-100-million-tonnes-9.7107519

Countdown to Trump uninviting them.

The Phantom Menace.

Groups of highschool kids flooded into the local computer store to watch the Quicktime .mov load 1 frame at a time over the ISDN line in 1999. And of course the first 20 seconds of the trailer was literally fog, keeping us on the edge of our seats.

Hot Take: If someone was calling you a couch-fucker, would you care? You’ve never fucked a couch. Some guy on the internet said that one time, and the rest of the Libs latched on. Whatever, rolls right off.

Now, if instead you called him a rapist supporter, or pedophile adjacent, it might carry some weight. The couch-fucker thing doesn’t phase him, because it’s childish and likely untrue. Lets change the discourse.

A little late

You don’t have to sign your tweets.

Signed everyone. 2007.

Peaceful protestor held at gunpoint refuses to watch violent propaganda.

As such, branded as hypocrite.

Modern politics.

From the guy who literally said “Hitler didn’t harm anyone”

Children do not make you immune from criticism. If you’re afraid of your child hearing that you’re a collossal piece of shit, leave it at home or get out of politics.

Or stop being a huge piece of shit.