Maybe an alternative is to push out ballots to all the local libraries to pick up - add all your identifying information to it - then drop off at collection boxes (as we have always been able to do).

At least in Colorado, where we have sensible voting - if the orange ape has compliant little shits that don’t deliver our ballots, the state needs to come up with alt ways to get the ballot to us and libraries might be perfect for that.

Give us a month to pick them up at a library or other locations, leisurely read them over at home and fill them out, without any threats from some ICE goon, and then, over the course of weeks, drop off whenever we damn well please, as we always have.

I sure hope we find a great way to do an end-run around these devious little pricks on the right.

What about all the assholes besides him that are there, though? I don’t think he was the only dumbfuck anti-enlightenment asshole put into power in these critical government positions.

I wish I could remember the name of the part of America that the main character travels through in Rapture of the Nerds, but I often reflect on that future version of America when I think of where these conservative asshats are taking us…

The guy definitely has a broken brain. He’s worried about men waving with both hands vs. just one.

You know, because of Teh Ghey.

This is the totally-not-gay asshole that is so obsessed with not coming off as gay or woman-like that he has “rules for men”.

And boy, are they stupid rules. Don’t eat ice cream in public. Don’t use a straw. No soup for you. Don’t cross your legs.

Someone needs to get his hard drive content and/or phone data and leak it.

That’s why they keep hammering on it. That particular issue is about 80% in their favor, but the other thing is…the amount of people we are talking about is sometimes zero in certain jurisdictions.

So these yokels are voting against their own interests in nearly every way about an “issue” that is possibly not even a thing in their area.

It requires a staggering amount of hatred and delusion. If you talk to some of these people they’ll start talking about the “people with blue hair” and “transgender ideology” almost without any prompting whatsoever. It really is something that they have been trained to think and talk about constantly.

JFC, all they want to talk about is trans.

We have donnie trying to rig elections, we have donnie doing illegal tariffs, everything is expensive AF and AI is threatening so many jobs, the conservatives ripped away our healthcare and fucked up the food supply, we have a war with Iran and the strait is closed…

And all the conservative want to talk about is trans while donnie is preoccupied with stupid golden ballrooms, getting his name on everything, posting stupid AI memes and gluing tacky gold shit on the walls of the WH.

Conservative rednecks are apparently fine with all this other shit as long as there is not gender affirming care for anyone (they talk about minors first, but…get real) and “men in women’s sports”.

Came here to say this. Well said.

Donnie calls women piggy and he fomented an insurrection while plotting a coup.

Meanwhile we are trying to import white South Africans.

I think people post archive links all the time in comments, but I think the original link has to go to original article and it says: “Do not post entire articles in the body or in the comments.”

Republican delight in wallowing in hypocrisy.

If I have to vote in-person because of this washed-up conman…FFS.

Good. This stupid bitch should be unhappy when asked about her dirty deeds.

What did these assholes think was going to happen?

This is the same smug little jerkoff that is the architect of Project 2025.

That would violate the rules.

“I’m gonna keep punching Americans in the dick! How do you Canadians like THAT? Had enough yet?”

–donnie, almost literally

I mean, I’m not sure Hollywood could dream up a more iconic representation of what “elite” looks like when you look at donnie and Scott Bessent.

Bessent might as well be wearing one of those fucking sweaters wrapped around his neck like the biggest fucking fratboy douche in some 80s flick when he sits there and with this smug look and imperious tone and tells the media that he has “asymmetric information”.

These are the types of Karens that will never let their butthurt go. They were upset about Covid, about masks, about donnie’s precious market being impacted by a pandemic, about social distancing, about schools being closed, about vaccines, about Fauci, and the cherry on top for the insult?

Biden beat their stupid clown. And on top of all the Qanon bullshit and the Covid bullshit and mask denialism and vaccine denialism and Karening the fuck out all during the pandemic, they had to concoct a bunch of bullshit to explain how their party’s massive failure led to their failure in the election. And then their J6 terrorism and coup attempt failed.

And they are so very salty about it.

Alternative title: Donnie and his bootlick conservatives looooove taxing Americans when it glorifies their golden god-emperor.