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8·15 hours agoSo, that evil little elf is willing to do something blatantly illegal, then.
Even worse than Ronnie Raygun.
LOL, what kind of metric is that? Biden may be kinda milquetoast in pursuing criminals like Donvict, but things were actually really quite good under his presidency.
A better metric is to say that Donvict is the worst president in history - he’s such a dirtbag and a greedy little shit that he may very well destroy this country. He’s that bad.
LOL, “fears”.
I think every company involved sued this administration.
I wonder if some people are buying tickets and not attending.
Yeah, many of the holier-than-thou left will still bore you to tears if you give them even half the chance on how they have to
immanentize the eschaton, oops, I mean, “accelerate the inherent contradictions of the capitalist system” and it’s all going to plan under Donald and/or what we “deserve” if it doesn’t work out according to Marxist theory.Which…if these assholes could even hear themselves, they sound exactly like the most wild-eyed of xtian zealots when they assign basically the same thing as “original sin” on millions of people (every American) that deserve to go through a literal hell here on Earth because of this imagined collective crime. It’s basically the same sort of thought process as the crazy Left Behind types that have a psychopath’s fantasy of being whisked off to their heaven while they get to watch all the people they hate tortured for eternity. It’s just directed at different people and using only slightly different language.
When do they do this for the Melania movie?
“You cannot choose to not attend this movie, cuz we are taking it off the MARKET! So there!”
Imagine that the weird hang-ups of one fucking loser has so much impact on an entire nation, not to mention the world.
With the mad rush to build out more and more data centers for AI…just where to people think all that power is going to come from?
Even if you are a complete dumbass that wants to cling to coal mining for stupid reasons, even then, you should want a both-and situation so that prices of energy don’t skyrocket…and I’m directing this at his supporters. Pedonald himself has been buttmad about wind power since forever and it has no rational basis, of course, so he’s a lost cause:
These people are sick in the head.
ORLY, they are not buying the bullshit that Biden handed them the worstest economy evar and they are just here to clean it all up, LOL?
Remember, in the fall of 2024, we had an economy that was called the envy of the world. And then Donvict was elected in the fall, and started demolishing everything in 2025.
The dumbfucks that sit there and lap up these assclowns spinning unbelievable bullshit really do amaze me with their level of idiocy. What fucking moron thinks his policies are helping them? Unless you are in the upper 1% of the 1%, his policies are probably actively hurting you.
I’m sure this has nothing to do with seeing deep-red seats flipped to blue.
This is the answer.
(I love Wonkette, by the way. Ostensibly a site for satire, but more truthful than much of the so-called “serious” media.)
Wait, are you telling me that Pedonald is corrupt?
“I’m starting to think Trump might not be good for the country.”
https://www.cnn.com/2026/02/02/politics/snl-mom-confession-skit-trump
Exactly. What do these dipshits think “mass deportation” even means?
Same thing when it comes to Donvict talking about “retribution”. Do they think this vapid windbag is going to do something for them? Or is he just out to settle personal scores?
It will be interesting to see if all the tankie and tankie-adjacent start up with their refrain that Donvict’s ties to Russia was a “hoax”.
If this turns out to be intentionally done, would anyone be surprised?
That SNL cold open was quite good.
“What were you told we should be doing?”
“Um, wilding out?”
This stupid skidmark should be in prison.