¡Que tengas el día que votaste!

Fetch™ didn’t happen so now they’re on to Fetch™ 2.0

I’ll take “No Fucking Shit” for $1000, Ken.

Make these fuckers famous

Ford are fash sympathizers, who could’ve guessed

Every time I see /s for /smoothbraindoesntunderstandsarcasm, I picture this:

Good.

One kind of whistle for these motherfuckers, and it ain’t on a lanyard around my beck

The GOP is the Great Filter. Their backwards ideology must be eradicated or we don’t get starfaring civilization status.

Jesus Christ, every day with this shit. Someone give him the polonium Diet Coke, already.

No.

and it’s not like these people are not creating new converts all the time, most especially among the very young and impressionable.

Here’s hoping these broniverse manlets keep getting thumped on and the forthcoming generation realizes that “sigma” is just self-identifying as an insecure little pussy who doesn’t stand a chance in a physical contest against someone who actually knows what they’re doing. You can’t spout misogynistic horseshit with your jaw wired shut.

String that cunt up with the pedos she’s covering for, then

Yeah, no. Biden came in and (somewhat) fixed your first shitshow, then your pettiness drove you to tear it down even faster this time. I hope the approval rating continues to fall, even among the MAGA faithful. I hope no one gives a fuck about him by the time he’s out of office.

Thanks man

I’m not in control of the most powerful military on the planet. Public servants need to be held to higher standards of accountability, including about personal health problems.