Oh, we fucking know.

Thin-skinned bitches

SLAMMED

wasted

A law is only a law insofar as it is enforceable. Thus far for this asshole, they haven’t been. There’s no reason to assume that if we just sit back and wait for someone else to deal with it, his luck is suddenly going to change. It might, and I hope it does, but twiddling our thumbs while the world burns doesn’t seem like the best course of action.

Fucking THIS. These feckless cunts couldn’t even be bothered to frame it as the GOP’s fault? They’re going to blame you for anything bad that happens anyway, look at their track record for the past ever.

Start a fucking progressive party already

Yeah, no shit. Now how do we make it stop?

lol

That’s… an ironic image, to say the least.

Then you’re a fucking idiot.

And you don’t even have to deliver on it, just say you will. It worked for Obama.

Leftists don’t generate money on the top line. The fact that actual leftist policy would create a utopian society where everyone is prosperous is completely an afterthought, and that’s because the economic system is run by a bunch of giant babies with zero impulse control or sense of delayed gratification.

They should have been doing that for 40 fucking years.

Part of me hopes they name a different CEO just because of the massive hit to his ego that would be. But then I remember that would mean the company would be run by someone likely not putting 6lb of K up his nose daily, which would make Elmo even more obscenely wealthy and free up more of his time for destroying our fucking government.

This seems bad but obviously they weren’t very good at their jobs

My personal donation strategy actually makes this more efficient by a couple of steps

Turns out making the planet unlivable makes people not want to make more people.

🤑

Those deeply sleeping bastards