it is. some friends in college were getting together around thanksgiving for a turkey roast. i’m allergic to turkey so I intentionally misheard them and showed up with a box of twinkies. a tradition was born that day.

If I’m going to have a twinkie, I’ll grill it (or toss it in the air fryer I have to try that) just enough until it starts to caramelize on the outside

I would never. The next guest would want to savor my peaty aroma and be awed.

I don’t remember a pecker pill army

Christmas Steve is the best holiday

There was another Emu War?

It’s a whole can of worms no one in the financial sector wants to tax unrealized gains like you’re imagining tho. I like the idea in general.

Woah, how did you know what I was doing

Me n the boys with our pocket guillotines

I don’t necessarily like their reasoning, but I’ll take their votes.

you got someone to stand on your shoulders?

all the good hiking cliffs near us have people on them dammit

they can hate two things

of course, being a gentleman, Ghost Bernie always gets permission before possessing someone.

i would, but my asshole is in a jar 50 miles away. are you willing to wait?

they finally changing it from the turkey?

Shit, with the bargaining power it would have, it could probably shave a few dozen billion through economies of scale

Oh I can’t make eye contact with them they’re too pretty

I’d say he should and then when the courts rule he can’t, Trump’s self pardon won’t work either but that’s a pipe dream.