Serendipity makes my point for me.

I can think of few crimes higher than making all our allies distrust us.

I imagine these online platforms have various gradations of bans and suspensions, but I haven’t modded anything since 2007 so I wouldn’t know

He’s just looking for a lusty Chesterfield

Be the change you want to see

I’m just going to wait another 75 years for someone to do my dirty work for me, like the rest of the American populace

Not could, will

I’ve been using business calendar 2 for a while. I like their widgets

I’m OK with that

Give the fifth circuit half an hour to undo this

Why would Hamas do such a thing

Could already be going. We didn’t name them World War 1 and World War 2 until after they were over

it is. some friends in college were getting together around thanksgiving for a turkey roast. i’m allergic to turkey so I intentionally misheard them and showed up with a box of twinkies. a tradition was born that day.

If I’m going to have a twinkie, I’ll grill it (or toss it in the air fryer I have to try that) just enough until it starts to caramelize on the outside

I would never. The next guest would want to savor my peaty aroma and be awed.

I don’t remember a pecker pill army

Christmas Steve is the best holiday

There was another Emu War?

It’s a whole can of worms no one in the financial sector wants to tax unrealized gains like you’re imagining tho. I like the idea in general.

Woah, how did you know what I was doing

Me n the boys with our pocket guillotines