LousyCornMuffins

oh thank you i was worried i was gonna have to throw hands at BurritoMart and BurritoMart is about love.

is it that she’s sexy and that’s weird or is the way she’s sexy weird because those are different things

DOES HE THINK THE INTERNET IS A TELEGRAPH STOP IT IS NOT A TELEGRAPH IT IS A SERIES OF TUBES EXCLAMATION STOP

proof someone else wrote it

sometimes you need to though.

love and kisses, 1996

wait what they’re flying taco flags? ^{is nothing sacred don’t answer that}

that dedare looks a little eyetalic.

that’s gonna be so many people’s pins if i ever go into crime im gonna have to try using that

so like, if we post that same truck picture on said sheriff’s personal webpage with the caption “sheriff crusher” we totally wouldn’t get pulled in by the fbi or nsa or sheriff or anything. this fucking country.

wait fuck

soup, soup for my family

NOT FINANCIALLY

He’d buy one for Thomas too what are you smoking

I dunno. My parents reared me in a cult. A good 2/3 of the kids there would wear something like this of their own volition. I mean I did plenty just for shock value but never anything like this

When the worst person you know makes a valid point

Because it burns?

That cock ain’t one of us

How about pause or skip cutscene those are big ones too

They’re lawyers. They’d have the call and immediately start screwing each other over. No group is simultaneously so machiavellian and so bad at it (Statesian Republicans maybe, seeing how easily they were coopted by Krasnov)