MinnesotaGoddam

I hope they find one in statesia

probably. i didn’t do it, but the shit up in the attic is definitely not copper.

it won a major award!

Really? What’s the racist drain clog buster? I won’t bust clogs without racism.

Uh, source please. For peer review.

we don’t have square kilometers in statesia. all ours are fat. check and mate

five years of real operations isn’t bad for an outfit like this

Say? I mean, I got this good lemon vodka I can pick up if you want to ride it out at my place. We (and I mean us. Like California) got maybe a five percent chance of being nuked by Krasnov so like, smoke it if you got it. It’s 8 est right?

Right? Woohoo we got Cheney everyone

Removed is the wrong word. Elvis is good. Robert-François Damiens is better.

i hope i’m wrong, but krasnov is going to use a nuclear weapon on the US first as justification to use more on Iran. godspeed, whichever west coast or new york or minnesota city gets wiped off the map. is it terrible that i kind of hope a teensy bit it’s mine so i don’t have to deal with this bullshit anymore?

the US military will ignore the fact that Iran lacks the ability to get a nuclear weapon, weapons they also lack, to the united states. but casus malli never waited for facts.

and they (wait no that was you) still claim it’s worse than what the person who died went through

Nah I’m just tired of people claiming how awful it is to see suffering when the worst they’ve had to go through is hosing the mud off their pavement princess.

Yes. Watching people suffer is worse than suffering.

Sure it was founded 8 years ago but when did they begin actual operations, not book operations?

agreed, but i’m not okay licensing them to carry arms in federal courthouses.

you aren’t the only one angry, just i feel like i’m yelling at the clouds. two of my grandpas were postal workers (one in the grampolycule, one not. on gods i have too many grampas)

there are protocols for shit like this. you draw, quarter, burn, desecrate, burn again, then give the remains to the post office to scatter to its all branches around the world to monitor for signs of zombification and vampirification.

that’s what happens when you fuck with the post office. at least we used to do it, back when we had standards.

Fuck that we tally ho.

They are not prepared to deal with cannons. Or revolutionary war recreationists

castle doctrine gonna suck for ice