0 and I hope I never meet any of you.

No I’m not trolling you, I literally do not remember what you asked me to do. I don’t care if you asked me 30 seconds ago; I legitimately forgot and I apologize for that.

Yes I know, I should just knock it out now before I forget again, but my low dopamine levels won’t let me. No I’m not just being lazy; you might as well ask me to move a mountain. That’s just how difficult is for me to complete the most basic of chores. It is completely out of my control, and no amount of Adderall will fix it.

The wife and I have this argument all the time and it drives me crazy.

I have no clue. I don’t listen to lyrics because ADHD. The voice is just another instrument to me.

Ignorance is bliss, so I’ll take beauty. I just want to be happy.

More like “99¢ per song? What a ripoff! I’ll just download them from KaZaA instead.”

“Antenna”? Don’t you mean “dish”?

Yes I know that dish antennas are antennas, but I’ve never heard of anyone calling them just “antennas”.

I suppliment Lemmy with Imgur. That said, Imgur also forces you to use their offical app, and it also sells your data to 3rd parties, like most apps. But it’s not nearly as shit as the offical reddit app, and you can always block the trackers with the DuckDuckGo app.

I still don’t have a replacement for niche subreddits, though. So I only visit them on the desktop now to minimize that time on the site, and so I can use old.reddit.com.

I dream of the day when I can finally ditch both for good and just use Lemmy.

Well this failed miserably.

My favorites too

I prefer Bubly and Waterloo. They’re more flavorful, while still being sweetener-free.

That’s not the point

How much you need depends entirely on the hardness of your water.

If half a serving is enough to get your clothes smelling clean, then you’re using enough.

I like to pretend that song is racist as fuck and then pretend to be upset every time it comes on the air. It amuses me.

It’s also fun to pretend that it’s about cocaine.

What article from Cracked?

Sanders wants the same change everyone wants; the problem is that half the country is too stupid to realize it.

Just ask any Republican. They want the same shit everyone else wants: a lower cost of living, and a better way of life. Yet they actively continue to vote for the party that goes against their interests. Usually because of single issues like abortion or guns. Or they just like Trump because he speaks like them, while completely ignoring all the terrible, horrible things he’s done to screw over his base. It’s absolutely maddening.

Because reddit shut down my favorite app.

Meanwhile I just plug my PC into my TV and compute from the couch. Keyboard in lap, mouse on endtable or armrest. It’s ridiculously comfy.

Don’s Adventures, cause it came with RPG Maker 2000 and essentially taught me how to use the program.

Never actually played other people’s games. I had more fun making them.

My Nana took me to her job at the DMV when I was 7. They let me take the photos and print the IDs. I had a blast.

Well at least I have something to look forward to as the world goes down in flames…