This is the part where they convince you that Elon was the problem, not Trump.
He’s in the final stages of Rudy Giuliani. Next will be some kind of financial meltdown.
Oh please please hold a press conference at four seasons…
Los dos?
Which is why it’s so interesting Katie Miller joined him to do pr or whatever, while her husband is still on Trump’s coattails
I mean was it planned for Elon to be the fall guy from the start or is this a continuation of the messy drama from Trump’s first presidency?
Neither. The point of this kind of chaos is that it’s exhausting and demoralizing to keep up with for the opponents of a fascist, while the fascist’s supporters are literally too stupid and misinformed to even know it’s happening.
Trump is an idiot, but this is his one actual skill, and he’s better at it than anyone I’ve ever seen.
I mean, I think its just bad theater.
This is straight out of a pro-wrestling playbook: Heel (professional wrestling)
The role of a heel is to get ‘heat,’ which means spurring the crowd to obstreperous hatred, and generally involves cheating and any other manner of socially unacceptable behavior.
Obstreperous ob•strep•er•ous adjective noisy and difficult to control: the boy is cocky and obstreperous.
TIL a new word, from wrestling of all things!
Trump hired Elon. He’s still the problem.
Hell, even I knew he was high as a fucking kite most of the time. It’s obvious from watching him. He has serious drug abuse problems.
Wasn’t he openly bragging about regular use of Ketamine a few years ago?
I thought him (and the entire SV “tech bro” scene for that matter) being in drugs was an open secret?
Him and Don Jr.
It was known. You were just too cowardly to report on it
Elon is getting the media to downplay his naziism by letting everybody know that the drugs made him do it. 30 days in rehab and BOOM those chiseled trucks will start selling again.
Oh look, it’s the rats fleeing a sinking ship.
according to a report published Friday by The New York Times
Friday!!!
The actual FUCK?!!?!!?
Why is this shit not reported DURING the election!??!
–oh right, access and $$$ Assholes.
why has nobody talked about Elon using drugs before today?! How did we not know this?!
Uhh…
He’s not that evil, he just took too many drugs.
Well nice try whitewashing
I guess that explains hitler
Interestingly, Hitler was pretty much constantly high at the end of the war. But he did write his manifesto while in jail, so he was not evil because he was on drugs, he just happened to be evil and then started drugs. Might explain some of the more stupid late war decisions.
Shame, no overdose.
Once again, BIG FUCKING SUPRISE
I think he’s just bored here honestly, I’m no stranger to drugs I mean he might be on something but he looks like he’s just boring fucking around with forks to me
Dudes staring at it like it’s from a different planet, and she’s rocking back and forth like she’s on a horsey ride. They’re both lit.
He can afford health care like you and I have never can, nor will we. His high priced doctors will keep him going past 100.
Tough to say. He’ll need never livers and kidneys no matter how good the intermediate care is. Not saying buying a healthy young person for spare parts isn’t beyond him.
You’ll know he’s grokked how badly he’s fucked his body once he starts up an organ printing/regeneration company. Which I guarantee he will, assuming by his calculation he figures out the reality of his situation in time. If he finds out late…? A bunch of Ugrher people are going to be getting blood tests and one of them is going to disappear along with any records they ever existed at all.
He’ll buy a company that does work in a related field. Or perhaps neural link will suddenly become more active in other organs, and he’ll dump money into that.
The neural link idea is that he’ll eventually not need a body anyway. It’s a transhumanism thing. Have fun with that rabbit hole.
He may try to take over one of the companies developing CRISPR technology to grow himself new organs… or just buy some from a shady body parts dealer in the 3rd world and claim that he had them grown using CRISPR… (lie like he always does) and make big promises on how you will be able to special order your cure at a kiosk in 2 years.
Didn’t work out for Michael Jackson and Prince. Eventually it’ll spiral out of control.
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So Trump already knew he was a drug addict, and gave him the keys to our critical infrastructure.
You know once an elected official violates their oath of office, they no longer hold it…
Which is why Elon was never an official government employee and held no office.
Fkn wild. How are we such a dopamine addicted nation that this side show seems acceptable to some of the population?
Which drugs? Like how some world leaders are supposedly coke addicts, but that’s never true, but *this *is?
Any amount more than zero is serious you morons
As someone who infrequently enjoys recreational drugs, I disagree. There is a difference between a glass of wine on Friday evening and horse tranquilizer every morning.
He will die to bladder cancer or renal failure if his consumption of K continues.
His k cramps must be wild.
As someone with mild substance abuse issues, I 1000% agree. Starting therapy again soon.
