I did Not Zee this coming.

Boomers: “Why can’t I get my medicine no more? DAMN DEMOCRAT PARTY!”

“Swing Voter” == “Too Embarrassed To Admit Being A Republican”

Of course, this is going to affect the working class first and worst. But stay with me here.

My wife and I are what you’d call upper middle class. Thanks to our college education, union jobs in public agencies, and mostly being smart with money, our assets are not meager.

Are you like me? Don’t think you’re exempt. They’re coming for our assets too. They want all of us living paycheck to paycheck, begging our employers to not fire us.

What I’m saying is, the class struggle is everyone’s struggle. If you’re not a billionaire, you’re at risk. Act like it.

Instead, how about we pass a law that guarantees a living wage, so that workers don’t have to depend on tips?

Silly me. That would be COMMUNISM.

Unlimited mandatory treatment, in South Sudan.

Funny, that. Stalin’s regime said the same thing. A lot of dissenters were labeled “mentally ill,” and tortured in mental hospitals.

“It Can’t Happen In America?” Wake the fuck up…it is happening.

Guess I’d better Be Clean, Vote Green.

How fortunate then, that Jesus has blessed us with the intelligent, lucid, and ethical Donald Trump. /s

We are going to see arrests and show trials of prominent Democrats, by the end of the year.

There is no more Democratic Party.

If you didn’t vote, you voted for Gilead.

Been there, done that. Remember Reagan’s bright shiny “Star Wars” that was going to end world leftism?

Welcome to the New America. This is our reality now.

This is eugenics. The media refuses to say it, but that’s what it is.

Oh, he will come sniveling back to bend the knee.

Another moderately worded letter is in the works as we speak.

If Clownstick starts sending famous people to private prisons, that might actually piss off more Americans than a change in their own lives would.

The entire point is to cripple the safety net so irreparably, it will be abolished and the Zoomers, who have always worked for no benefits, won’t notice. To them, working until they drop at their desk will just be normal.