

Brace yourself for how hard we’re gonna party


Brace yourself for how hard we’re gonna party


Well someone should


This is the first I’m hearing of it


Thoughts and prayers


He’s both too vain and not vein enough


Trump hired Elon. He’s still the problem.
The GAO doesn’t actually have any authority. What’s going to happen here is that they’ll write a publicly available report detailing all of the horrible things that DOGE is doing and it’ll have a “recommendations” section at the end. And that’s it. From there it’s up to our useless Congress to act on the information, or otherwise lawsuits from anyone with standing. But we all know how that goes.


This factory was supposed to be producing Tesla Solar Roof tiles which is now vaporware. And the only reason Tesla owns the solar business at all is because he bailed out his cousin or something by buying the business from him.


Wrong. If she wants to help, she should start talking up how great Trump and Musk’s policies are.


The same one twice


Dude, fuck you. You don’t know me. I’ve been on the front line dealing with DOGE’s bullshit since day 1. I’ve been to 4 protests in as many weeks. I’ve made numerous phone calls to my representatives.
Fuck Elon and fuck you too


Speaking as a Federal employee myself, this is now the 4th president I’m serving under. Some of my colleagues have seen more come and go. We were here before Elon and we will be here after.


Protests and vandalism are the effects of a shitty brand, not the cause. Musk himself is the cause.


White straight dude. Who isn’t 100.
Secretary Mayor Pete would kill it but he could never get elected.
So what about the thousands of people he already fired without input from the cabinet?


This has “if we don’t test, we won’t have any cases” vibes


His dream would become true if he dropped dead tomorrow. So would a lot of people’s.


It’s a trap. If you don’t respond you get fired. If you respond you compromise yourself: either you didn’t accomplish enough, you worked on something DEI, your project has a weird name and they name and shame, etc etc.


Yeah, an audit. That’ll teach 'em
And it’s not like they’re actively hiring replacements