If you’re going to make up a number that no one will believe anyway, why stop at 60%?

The only people saying it’s “in the bad” are other pollsters. The pollsters should just figure it out between themselves and leave us to do a Democracy.

“Almost as if”? I can’t tell the difference anymore between jokes and sincerity

Religious liberty means that I have the liberty to not give a flying fuck about your stupid religion. Marriage equality has expanded religious liberty.

I already put these on every gas pump I use, which is none because I ride my bike, take the train, amd walk most places

So keep asking her about it. Obviously

Think about how much oil it costs to ship this much oil. Not only the fuel of the tankers themselves hauling the oil, which is the baseline, but fuel for aircraft carriers, jets, and all of the other support infrastructure to keep soldiers, ships, and planes in the field. What are we even doing here?

I’m assuming you’re a normal person. With a job. Are you willing to leave your job to run a campaign? And what if, in a year when the election happens and the campaign is over, you don’t win? Now you don’t have a job.

That’s the whole point of this. I’m sure they’re already onto the the next thing, finding something helpful to women, pregnant or otherwise, and saying it causes autism

All men may be created equal but corporations are more equal

Is there some way both parties can lose the midterms?

Ask yourself why he would offer to pay them directly instead of routing that same money through established vehicles like taxes.

And this is why you don’t alienate your allies

Looking back, it’s like what the fuck, it was this guy or Dr Oz? Like did Pennsylvania even actually have a choice?

Could you guys fucking work on something useful instead of secret reports?

I never want to hear about “Schumer’s soft package” again

Every household a district

This is what he said about the Wisconsin supreme court race

“I feel like this is one of those things that may not seem that it’s going to affect the entire destiny of humanity, but I think it will,”

Anyone have an update on the destiny of humanity since his favored candidate lost this race almost a full year ago?

And it’s not like they’re actively hiring replacements

Brace yourself for how hard we’re gonna party