Is there some way both parties can lose the midterms?

Ask yourself why he would offer to pay them directly instead of routing that same money through established vehicles like taxes.

And this is why you don’t alienate your allies

Looking back, it’s like what the fuck, it was this guy or Dr Oz? Like did Pennsylvania even actually have a choice?

Could you guys fucking work on something useful instead of secret reports?

I never want to hear about “Schumer’s soft package” again

Every household a district

This is what he said about the Wisconsin supreme court race

“I feel like this is one of those things that may not seem that it’s going to affect the entire destiny of humanity, but I think it will,”

Anyone have an update on the destiny of humanity since his favored candidate lost this race almost a full year ago?

And it’s not like they’re actively hiring replacements

Brace yourself for how hard we’re gonna party

Well someone should

This is the first I’m hearing of it

Thoughts and prayers

He’s both too vain and not vein enough

Trump hired Elon. He’s still the problem.

The GAO doesn’t actually have any authority. What’s going to happen here is that they’ll write a publicly available report detailing all of the horrible things that DOGE is doing and it’ll have a “recommendations” section at the end. And that’s it. From there it’s up to our useless Congress to act on the information, or otherwise lawsuits from anyone with standing. But we all know how that goes.

This factory was supposed to be producing Tesla Solar Roof tiles which is now vaporware. And the only reason Tesla owns the solar business at all is because he bailed out his cousin or something by buying the business from him.

Wrong. If she wants to help, she should start talking up how great Trump and Musk’s policies are.

The same one twice

Dude, fuck you. You don’t know me. I’ve been on the front line dealing with DOGE’s bullshit since day 1. I’ve been to 4 protests in as many weeks. I’ve made numerous phone calls to my representatives.

Fuck Elon and fuck you too