US senator Mitch McConnell on Sunday revealed for the first time that a fall led to his hospitalization, breaking the silence about the Kentucky Republican’s condition after weeks of mounting speculation about his health.
The statement included a smiling picture of McConnell with his wife, Elaine Chao, a tacit response to speculation online that he had died or was incapacitated. McConnell held a copy of Sunday’s Washington Post sports section in his hand.
“Sure.”
Get a inperson interview and we’ll believe it
I dunno. The timing is kinda sus, Lindsey leaving and Mitch coming back at the same time.
Hmmm.
Buddy, you think it’s tough keeping one phylactery fed…
Lindsey was one of Mitch’s horcuxes. The turtle had to emerge lest others be found and destroyed.
The fact he held up a newspaper is such a cliché I’m inclined to call bullshit. They allow phone calls in the hospital too and even video calls. 🤨
Right. and it looks kinda… off, too. Like. I dunno. these fucks can’t be trusted with anything.
Edit: someone showed why down below…)
https://lemmy.world/comment/24737745
You can confirm through a bit of Google Fu, that that is the corner of the 2026-07-12 sports section of the Washington Post. However every copy of the image ive seen is grainy or low-res enough and Photoshop exists that I would also require video evidence before rejudge the situation.
I definitely respect your need for proof, especially in this situation: I think we could all do with more than a simple photograph when it comes to a lying liar who lies facing a governor who is itching to call a special election to replace him if he doesn’t issue some kind of proof of life right now.
However, the WaPo page itself is probably legit. The article directly links to a fairly hi-res image of that page on the WaPo site. Paragraph 5:
I’d believe the page is legit, but they could have had anybody hold that up and then used AI to make that person look like a turtle. (And then post-processed the image to make it grainy and low-res to hide the flaws.)
Had a copy photoshopped under his hand would be more accurate.
in-person
Also “an” lol I was typing without thinking here 🙃