US senator Mitch McConnell on Sunday revealed for the first time that a fall led to his hospitalization, breaking the silence about the Kentucky Republican’s condition after weeks of mounting speculation about his health.
The statement included a smiling picture of McConnell with his wife, Elaine Chao, a tacit response to speculation online that he had died or was incapacitated. McConnell held a copy of Sunday’s Washington Post sports section in his hand.
I dunno. The timing is kinda sus, Lindsey leaving and Mitch coming back at the same time.
Hmmm.
Buddy, you think it’s tough keeping one phylactery fed…
Lindsey was one of Mitch’s horcuxes. The turtle had to emerge lest others be found and destroyed.