Imagine being so insecure that even when some gives you the biggest dick on the planet, and carte blanche to swing it however you want, you still have to compensate by shouting into a megaphone about how big your dick is.

Peanut butter and salmon.

NYT struggles to remain relevant after being exposed as puppet media company by not breaking story on the invasion of Venezuela when they knew about it ahead of time.

Best one I’ve found recently was the top article on DDG search for “peacock mantis shrimp cleanup crew”.

The Peacock Mantis Shrimp is a valued clean‑up‑crew addition sold in‑store here in Columbus, Ohio. It acts as a scavenger and algae picker, keeps substrate clean, helping reduce maintenance and improve water quality. Stock 1–2 per 5 gal in a balanced reef or fish‑only system for best results. Difficulty: Easy. Offer varied empty shells. Drip‑acclimate and maintain stable salinity for long‑term health.

There are so many problems with this but I’ll start with the one that made me search for a cleanup crew for a mantis shrimp:

• they are aggressive and deadly to just about anything other than some damselfish
• minimun tank size is 20 gallons, putting one in a 5 gallon would be terrible for everyone and stoclong 1-2 per 5 gallons would be a bloodbath
• they are not scavengers or detrivores and do not eat algae
• they do not clean the substrate other than to kick it all over the place when making a burrow

Pedocon theory (search results from noai.duckduckgo.com: The Republican Party and Conservative controlled media are two components of a nation-wide child sex trafficking ring.

Accountability is what we want. Retribution is what they see it as because they don’t believe they’re doing anything wrong.

Thank you so much for this!

Where’s my balaclava??

You’re eating dessert? At a time like this?

They don’t have to be there.

I would never expect something like this from Mr. Skandal!

I agree but I also don’t think people with principals they stand up for are allowed to rise to this level of success (if white house oress corps can still be called that).

Who would have thought there was something at the bottom of the barrel under Kellyanne Conway and Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

A lot of them have bought into prosperity gospel where your bak account is the measure of your faith in god.

I heard if they get just a little water on them they’re no more good, ruined like magnets.

Groceries is such a weird word but I hear people are using it again.

“Look if you’re gonna build a magnet system it’ll take 2 years.”

I’m glad he doesn’t know what the fuck he is talking about because if he did I might feel bad for not understandig.

One could stop supporting an already problematic organization.

I hope we can all agree that people should not be furloughed or working without pay during this shutdown but something I haven’t seen reported on is the effect this will have on economies locally and nationally.

Napkin math so someone correct me if needed:

• 4.5 million furloughed or working without pay.
• Average salary I found was $68,000 but let’s use 50,000 to account for the top paying jobs probably still getting paid.
• That gives us $4,166 monthly.
• For each month of shutdown that comes to $18,747,000,000 that isn’t being spent

While I’m sure most of us Americans could do with less consumption, I can’t help but wonder how many small businesses are going to suffer from this. This is especially true for areas with large amounts of federal employment.

Duh duh duh let the boys be boys