

I had seen the bit where a cop dog hit on him and the trainer pulled him away…
It’s at about 4:00
I didn’t know it was literally right before he pulled out the gun, or that he charged directly at a shit ton of cops pointing a shotgun at them
Like, it’s real real fucking hard to think anyone legitimately would pick that spot and think they could just run by all of them.
And as far as I know, no one was shot?
None of this shit makes sense, did he just stop as soon he got off frame, put the shotgun down, and take off his shirt?












What’s absolutely crazy, no one got shot…
Like, a cop (who presumably had a gun) just tackled that guy (while he presumably still had the shotgun)
In what fucking world does that happen anywhere?
Let alone immediately after shots were fired, but especially a few doors away from the president.
Everything is crazy these days, so I’m not saying it’s too crazy to all be authentic.
But if it is authentic, Douglas Adams is a prophet.