Punchbowl News reports that the former Senate majority leader, who is retiring after his current term ends in January, lost consciousness at his Washington, D.C., home at 8:36 a.m. on June 14, before a dispatcher sent over an Advanced Life Support ambulance. Journalist Desiree Townsend posted a recording of the call from the emergency dispatcher Tuesday afternoon to X.
He died as he lived. Holding up Senate business for his own personal bullshit reasons.
🤞
Don’t party, he’s still alive, and an absolute disgrace to turtles.
Aww… welp keeping the champagne on standby.
Set the dancing crabs on high alert.
Destiel on standby with bated breath
I hope whatever his affliction was, was super painful and it happens again

Hopefully a speedy death for ole Bitch McConnell
I’d prefer to see slow, painful, and humiliating.
Well good news, that’s exactly how they’re doing it to us.

Who would rush in such a situation?






