Punchbowl News reports that the former Senate majority leader, who is retiring after his current term ends in January, lost consciousness at his Washington, D.C., home at 8:36 a.m. on June 14, before a dispatcher sent over an Advanced Life Support ambulance. Journalist Desiree Townsend posted a recording of the call from the emergency dispatcher Tuesday afternoon to X.
I hope when he regains consciousness, it’s in one of those Hellraiser scenarios where he’s stuck in an eternal loop of… torment. I guess that seems like what just hell would be as well?
Either way. As long as he suffers, forever, in the knowledge it’s all his own fault because he’s such a piece of shit.
The community should come together, everyone pitch in, and buy him a lament configuration plus a get fucked card.