I hope I can stay on top of that height requirement twice a year.

Maybe spell the insult correctly the next time you try to insult someone’s intelligence?

The GOP remembered they like food and vacations.

Haha, we’re so screwed but I love it.

Isn’t that every month down there?

“Football field-sized flying saucers hiding in clouds.” Yeah, I saw that movie too.

Aww shucks, we tried and that’s what matters!

This must be the final solution to autism

Who the hell still carries around paper checks?

Old people who wish to punish everyone else in line at the grocery store.

I’ve had Pixels for years and the call screener is my favorite feature. It confuses so many people.

We’re not voting our way out of this.

When will China stop buying US debt?

Breaded chicken wings are a crime against us all

How much do you think they have to pay to keep a Jeep Patriot on the road and not stranded on the shoulder?

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band. 3+ hours of pure enjoyment

Do it

I see so many of these protests and blackouts. I wish there was a nationwide, unified voice for this stuff so its not so piece-mealed together. If only there was an opposition party.

I’ll take all the free Amazon and Epic games. I’ve never bought a game from either one but they are 95% of my collection.

They are going to ask a landlord to sign a bill that limits how much rent a landlord can charge?

Omni-Man