Iran should offer to open the strait in exchange for the USA handing over trump and his sons
Or the complete, unredacted Epstein files
Or both
They probably want Bolton too
Deal.
lol that would be incredible. And a fantastic deal, to boot.
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Also what’s in for Iran? Not fair throwing out garbage at their door.
How to win at war:
- Start negotiating with foe
- Bomb foe during negotiations
- Declare victory, tell friends to fuck off
- ?
- Beg friends for help, because you have lost both tactical and strategic control of the situation. Threaten partners for not helping.
Don’t forget 6. Profit
oh that is deff not going to be the endstate of this.
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Threaten partners for not helping.
Threaten partners with tariffs. The same thing you’ve been slapping them with for absolutely no reason since you came into office. The same things that these partners now just expect to have to deal with when your mood changes. The same thing that courts have decided are illegal and that you can’t actually enforce.
He also threatened to invade some of us.
And that was before the Strait of Hormuz situation.
He can’t convince former allies to help out of goodwill and solidarity because he’s done everything possible to destroy that goodwill since he came into office.
He also can’t convince them to help out of fear of the consequences either, because he has already imposed those consequences.
In addition, even if he had a threat or a reward that was meaningful, the one thing that’s clear about Trump is that he never keeps his word. He doesn’t even adhere to treaties that are legally binding. So, if he promised something extremely valuable, he probably wouldn’t deliver. OTOH, if he threatened something extremely dire, he would probably chicken out.

More like it.
The tangerine turd bit off more than he could chew, just like his employer blyatimir putrid.
The US war machine is expending itself like a senior citizen at a strip club.
It’s awful to witness and truly miserable for everyone involved. But give Americans a week and they’ll stumble back in clutching another fist full of Social Security cash to do it again.
You want to call these goons out as bad at strategy or wasteful of precious natural resources. But neither the US nor Russia seem to have a shortage of blood or treasure they’re willing to throw away for another cheap thrill. This is it. The twilight of empire. What happens if they don’t finish all over Central Europe and the Middle East, like they’ve been lusting after for 40 years?
You think Trump or Putin care what happens to their kids? Their grandkids? Nevermind all the young people their explosions of pent up unrealized empire ruin in the process.
This is what all those decades of Cold Warring was meant for. The grim harvest we’ve been growing since Truman dropped the bomb on Hiroshima and kicked off 70 years of intercontinental hate.
“You could make the case that maybe we shouldn’t even be there at all, because we don’t need it. We have a lot of oil.”
-Trump 3 weeks into the war he decided to do
Epic Failure
Epstein Failure
TACO
Before it was oil now its checks notes to protect billionaire pedofiles investments. Man we really are the bad guys…
No olive branch, only arrows
Operation Epstein
FurryFuryNo no no furries are good people!
true
epic furry*
Leave furries out of this!
" the operation had been mistakenly labeled Operation Epic Furry on a first-draft document circulated through the Defense Department’s secure email system."
So they expected it to be a purely infosec war?
Ahhh!
Having the biggest numbers and shiniest toys doesn’t make up for the fact that most if not all of the competent leadership is gone.
The world’s biggest military budget! 🇺🇲🦅
But half of it is spent on overpriced fast food… 🍔🍟
Make America Grovel Again…
Then say “No”.
Make America Gravel Again
don’t help
Trust me. We aren’t. Not a single NATO nation is coming to help.
America spent the last year alienating their allies. I’m so proud of our government here in Canada expanding trade with other nations and limiting them with the USA.
We’re not your allies anymore. And you can blame for president for that.
America is alone. I guess you got Isreal or some shit.
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