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I bet his tax bill would be less than that.

So we just lock them in their bunkers and let them starve.

Well then they should stop calling them “once in a lifetime” and just consider them part of capitalism

There have been total economic collapses every 10 years or so for my entire life.

TACO

I cursed myself by mentioning it yesterday, so I’m having beef shanks braised in homemade tomato sauce with red wine, and homemade fettuccine.

Just got done cutting the pasta. I should be eating in a half hour. I’ve been cooking for two and a half.

I only keep going because I know it will be worth it.

ETA: OMG it was so worth it

What will be this quagmire’s “Fortune Son” I wonder

I never thought I’d hate a senator more than Manchin.

I’m pretty sure my wife hasn’t seen it but she loves both Alan Tudyk and horror so I’m gonna watch it again for the first time with her.

Excellent movie suggestion, thank you

It’s hard arguing with people who will reject your reality and substitute their own.

As opposed to now where they shuttle in OAPs and then the polls close with less than half of people voting.

Keep the polls open until 2/3 if registered voters vote.

Hmm yes the Americans are made of American.

Ignoring the behavior of Israel, the whole idea of a homeland for Jews has big “go back to where you came from” energy and the far right loves that shit.

Let’s just say if you gave him an enema you could bury him in a matchbox.

(I stole that from Christopher Hitchens)

I vote in the primary only to show it doesn’t work. But I still vote.

The one thing I hate the most about this timeline is that it’s unoriginal.

It always is, Liz.

It always is.

Undertones?!