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Oh man! Ads on local news sites! That’s surely going to work!

What’s their next step, telegraphs to notable voters?

“But it’s just a symbol of his burning love for Jesus! There’s no historical precedent for calling this racist!” - Slightly more than half the country, electorally

Even if they win every election they will find a reason not to do anything

As someone whose autism is highly monetizable I will avoid chlorine dioxide. Thank you for the tip.

If Schumer doesn’t want to be blamed for the Democrats caving then he shouldn’t be minority leader.

I love how people still think this is some kind of gotcha.

MAGA will look a deported veteran in the eye and say they deserved it.

Everyone else who has any remaining trust in institutions is too busy surviving to care.

Far worse things have been confirmed about Trump and he’s still in charge between his narcolepsy.

Bloody apathetic planet, I’ve no sympathy at all.

I’m sure Schumer’s brow is extra furrowed today.

Glasses just dangling off the tip of his nose.

Who cares what they campaign on? We know they’re gonna fold at the slightest resistance

If I’m forced to vote for this asshole I’m going to bitch the entire time.

Why? Because it’s bullshit and I’m allowed to.

Fuck the Democratic Party.

Using the constitution to run a nation of this size is like trying to run a modern data center with punch cards.

It needs to go because it’s not effective in curbing abuses, like this ruling shows.

Whoever wrote that doesn’t realize Canadians can also be immigrants.

And I also have to accept that this is literally the best we can do as a nation.

Fuck this shithole country.

Oh man, Classic Dem move. One of the absolute greats. So glad I have to vote for them or else.

No that’s the new name for the Ministry of Progress

That’s oldspeak. You should call it MiniProp or you’ll be thrown in the memory hole.

Sorry to say but it’s going to break

Republicans made sure we can never have another FDR

If the only solution is democrats never losing then it’s not a workable solution.

They will lose at some point, and we need to be prepared for that and not let it completely undo any changes they’ve managed to squeak through with only the presidency and a supermajority in both houses.

My kids were in the first trials of adding girls to scouts, and I got to talk to one of the older boys about it.

He said “the way I see it, I’m gonna have to work with women in the real world, so it’s good to learn that now.”

Unfortunately my kids couldn’t continue because we moved and the local troops weren’t integrated.

Don’t get me started on the electoral-media complex that makes our elections too damn long.

If we’re making impossible demands on the system I’d also include 60 day election cycles. No political advertising or campaigning more than two months before the election.

But I’m a bad American who hates the GDP.