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If this had aired on TV I wouldn’t have seen it. Streisand would be proud.

CNN put that news ticker on and never turned it off and everything has sucked since then.

Committee chairmanships are generally given by seniority. That’s why they want octogenarian senators in safe seats: to give them control of committees.

It’s because of his giant hog

“Okay, unlock your phone and hand it over so I can go through it.”

As is tradition

The goth girl imagined all of it

Oh man they’re gonna get such a strongly worded letter!

Makes me wonder what the “Lewinsky Room” is actually for

If I resorted to violence every time the US pissed me off I’d be dead or in prison decades ago.

It’s a shitty country and I barely care enough to vote.

Welp, guess I’m out

By doing what exactly?

DHS: “You and what army?”

Nuclear winter to counteract global warming.

Futurama called it.

We’re grown adults with mortgages and kids

If we’re lucky

Data centers are the latest, most visible signs of corruption in our government.

I’ve been here since ‘16

I vehemently refuse to feel hope.

Stopped clock brain is right twice a day

Like a lot of states it’s purple because of cities and red at the state level because land votes.