Punchbowl News reports that the former Senate majority leader, who is retiring after his current term ends in January, lost consciousness at his Washington, D.C., home at 8:36 a.m. on June 14, before a dispatcher sent over an Advanced Life Support ambulance. Journalist Desiree Townsend posted a recording of the call from the emergency dispatcher Tuesday afternoon to X.
Don’t party, he’s still alive, and an absolute disgrace to turtles.
Aww… welp keeping the champagne on standby.
He is one of the most responsible people for where American politics are today.
Absolutely no conscience and no morals, he is as close to pure evil a politician can get. He was among the main people that created the circumstances that allowed Trump to become president of USA.He died as he lived. Holding up Senate business for his own personal bullshit reasons.
We need term limits for Congress.
Set the dancing crabs on high alert.
Destiel on standby with bated breath
They been on high alert since Krasnov leaked his hand bruise photo. What’s higher than high alert because those crabs are going through all my weed
If I found him I’d have left him
Not all heros wear capes
Some, very few, have @lemmy.ml
And .world has none, only those who get in the way of real progressive politics. Hehe
Boo, that’s not even a joke, just particularly lame divisiveness.
You can dish it out but you can’t take it. I made the same joke you did, but I’m divisive? Because I’m anti imperialist? I don’t get it. Thanks for making this not fun
You’re replying to the wrong person, I didn’t comment in this thread previously
Ok? Why are you talking at me then?
At his funeral, throw a fire extinguisher in his grave. Where he is going, he will need it.
I don’t believe in a hell, but I think a fitting eternity for Mitch is forever being ass fucked with a pineapple (no lube, pointy end first) while licking clean Lindsey Graham’s “ladybugs”
You just had to say it. My mind has been trying to repress that fact and you just had to say it.
How can you not believe in Hell? We’re in it now.
Unfair that Lindsey is getting sent to heaven though…
Don’t waste a perfectly good fire extinguisher on that slug. Give him an empty one with a hole in the side, because that’s about as much as he gave the citizens on the country.
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Well good news, that’s exactly how they’re doing it to us.
Don’t forget what a piece of shit this guy has been his whole adult life.
You know, dying in office used to be notable and fairly uncommon. Mostly assassinations, plane accidents, etc.
But now our government is more of a hospice than anything else.
Please be dead please please please
If he weren’t, I feel like they would have said so.
Looks to me like he’s probably brain dead and on life support. We can only hope 🙏
I hope when he regains consciousness, it’s in one of those Hellraiser scenarios where he’s stuck in an eternal loop of… torment. I guess that seems like what just hell would be as well?
Either way. As long as he suffers, forever, in the knowledge it’s all his own fault because he’s such a piece of shit.
The community should come together, everyone pitch in, and buy him a lament configuration plus a get fucked card.
