President Donald Trump has taken an extraordinary step in his efforts to turn his birthday into a national celebration, with the National Park Service revealing that on June 14, his birthday, admission to national parks will be free for U.S. citizens.
In addition, Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth have been removed from the schedule of free park admission days, despite both being federally recognized holidays.
Instead it will be his death day that will be globally celebrated.
I will personally celebrate with the most expensive whiskey I can find on this day.
Bro I am getting fucked up in the street
Same!
I’m trying to drink less but yeah I should go get a good bottle just to celebrate the deaths of bad people
My dad was, apparently, an alcoholic - and a pretty bad one - before I was born. I wasn’t around for it, but two of my three older siblings have told me various stories about it. He himself even told me of the night he met my mother, including the detail that that night, he was so drunk that he barely remembered how to get home after dropping her off at hers.
I don’t know how long before I was born he stopped drinking, but I only ever saw him consume one alcoholic beverage in my lifetime. When he did, he said “I wouldn’t mind one more!” but, to his credit, immediately stopped. I’ve inherited some of his proclivities, though I think not as severe, and am actively working against them. (I’m aware of the stopdrinking communities, this isn’t a cry for help.)
Point I’m trying to make is, if you’re trying to drink less or to quit … Be careful how you celebrate. He had some thirty years of sobriety to recover and was still tempted.
Most expensive is usually a bad decision. The most expensive ones been aged long is, and eventually a lot of the character goes away and it starts to taste more woody.
I go with whatever the f*** tastes the best.
His death is probably going to be the final spark for civil war
JD Vance does seem a lot like Nick Offerman’s character in “Civil War”
The circumstances seem important, don’t they? Like, it’s different if he nods off and shits himself one last time, surrounded by everyone in the Cabinet Room vs. if something external visibly happens to him. I guess either way the wolves will try to spin it to light that spark they want.
Between what factions? Because the factions who would try to use a power vacuum to gain power is doing so right now and not a lot of his followers would actually be willing to follow through on “avenging” him or whatever.
He’s a focal point for assholes who use his example as an excuse to behave like monsters - there’s no real coherent ideology for his followers to latch into with him gone to get anything done at all. You’ll just see various random conspiracy theorists trying stupid shit and a couple of militias delusional enough to think they have broad support who then will be wiped out. They might inflict some damage, but it won’t look like civil war, more like the occasional domestic terrorist.
no coherent ideology
Exactly, because it’s a cult of personality. Once he goes, so does the cult. Although I expect a power grab, and wonder if the d’s have been working on their own project 2025… given their previous behavior, I doubt it.
Proverbs 11:10
I will make it a tradition to celebrate his death every year.
Religious people love doing that.
I still have the day he was indicted marked on my calendar annually.
His deathday will be a global holiday.
We should purge his name from every building and record.
I’d say turning a public toilet into a Trump monument would be a good iea
Trump is the new Quisling.
I’m not a fan of that wiping out history stuff. Just make it synonymous with being a shitcunt.
like, Hitler is known. if Hitler weren’t known, it’s not like we wouldn’t have fartsmears like Nick Fuentes around. they’d still be here.
I’m not sure. They don’t show streakers at sporting events and withhold the names of mass murderers to discourage them from seeking glory.
Like the phrase “you can’t make an anti-war movie” everything that carves assholes’ names in stone encourages future assholes.
You mean the future global No Kings Day?
Already got my drinks and party hat
his birthday isn’t and won’t be, but the day he dies will be celebrated for generations
There will be one trump anniversary I’ll celebrate, and it hasn’t happened yet.
I was just discussing the event the other day, and said when it happens I will buy a flag pole, an American flag, and raise it to full staff. It will be up as long as the half staff order is active, then I will take it down and sell it or trash it. There will be zero ambiguity in my actions.
When he dies in his sleep during a cabinet meeting?
when he shits his pants on live TV?
Everyone should stock up on crowbars so that the moment this fetid sack of shit is no longer in office they can go fall-of-the-Berlin-wall and forcefully remove his name from everything it has been stuck on.
Fuck a child day? Rape someone day? Steal from children’s charity Day?
Dear Leader Day. With bigly parades and mandatory attendance.
Can we just fast forward to the part where we find out where they buried him so I can go relieve myself there?
They better keep it secret or it will be stained more yellow than his fat fucking face.
Tell you what, let’s meet in the middle and make your death day a holiday. So come on now, hurry up so we can celebrate it in 2026.
This reminds me that many history-related Wikipedia articles like this one don’t have an English version yet. Might be a nice project in anticipation of Trump’s b-day.
How can you tell if someone is a racist narcissist…
Gross. Fuck off fascist. No one wants to celebrate the day your mom shat you out.
We’ll celebrate the day you last draw breath though! Gonna get me some nice booze. None of that cheap stuff.
Weirdos do weird things.
I’ll celebrate the day by burning the American flag and posting online about how much I hate Trump, because I still have the freedom to do both of those things no matter what this sack of shit wants.
His birthday is flag day. No need to make it Trump Day
