President Donald Trump has taken an extraordinary step in his efforts to turn his birthday into a national celebration, with the National Park Service revealing that on June 14, his birthday, admission to national parks will be free for U.S. citizens.
In addition, Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth have been removed from the schedule of free park admission days, despite both being federally recognized holidays.
Can we just fast forward to the part where we find out where they buried him so I can go relieve myself there?
They better keep it secret or it will be stained more yellow than his fat fucking face.