But he promised he would make us richer! That’s what he said. “The tariffs will make us richer!”

Narrator: What they didn’t understand is that “us” referred to himself and his friends. This is what happens with poor a educational system.

A broken clock is right twice a day.

The only good nazi is a dead nazi.

What kind of bullshit is this? The change was approved on the 20th of December, and released on the first of January, and has absolutely NOTHING to do with the orange turd and his retoric about Greenland.

Turd did not start commenting about Greenland until the 23rd of December.

How do I know this about the Danish coat of arms? I live here.

Aaaaaaand it’s gone!

I would not be surprised if he’d publicly say he wants to execute Biden and/or Obama.

It’s not rocket surgery.

You got it wrong. The saying is “It’s not rocket appliances”.

I hate headlines that capitalize every word - like, who the hell is Mike Grovels?

Sounds like a red state problem.

The new world will be so warm, most of the planet will be uninhabitable. Denmark has officially cancelled winter due to the lower frequency of days with frost. It also impacts the potato harvest, which is massive here.

When there’s frost over a certain period, it kills the potatoes that were not picked. When they don’t die, they will start growing new potatoes, which can come with a plethora of diseases, which can impact the entire crop.

We’re all like a frog in a pot: it’s getting warmer, but we have no fucking clue what’s coming, and when we realise it, it’ll be too late.

Next up, he’ll try to introduce a bill that states free healthcare for all, paid through the taxes. Everyone wants it, but nothing will come of it, because America will be a fascist country in about a month. Good luck, America!

You think turnip can think that far? All he’s worried about is his image, and if people cheer for him when doing [insert any fucking moronic thing you can think about], his base will cheer him on.

Rules for the three, not for me.