Republicans now trying to recruit David Blaine or the Mind Freak guy to run for Senate. Sources are hearing rumors that Wim Hoff is being offered a “Gold Card” citizenship, despite recent abuse allegations. Hoff is unavailable for comment as he’s currently climbing K2 naked.

This helps by distracting from the fact that Chuck Schumer didn’t do shit

I blame Obama 100% for Trump running. He just couldn’t fucking help himself.

This man is an existential threat to democracy

Inconsequential, the easiest type of protest. Kabuki by the Senator from the pharmaceutical industry.

All golf courses except those for public use should be appropriated by the state and converted to public housing

Ironic screen name

Liquidate Musk

Burn a few and get a little satisfaction. Burn some more and you get some more satisfaction. Burn 'em all and you get complete satisfaction.

Liquidate Musk. Appropriate his assets and redistribute the proceeds.