I don’t think someone can humiliate you, you can only let yourself feel humiliation.
And I don’t think I’ve ever seen Melania feel anything except disgust with her husband and general malaise.
Lazy of amazon to bribe trump with a dumb movie and then fail to ensure some tickets were bought to pretend anyone showed. Its one thing for the right to be corrupt, but they go on to always try to be corrupt and do a bad job in executing the grift. They even suck at sucking.
I dunno how you get a whole movie out of her story. What is there to tell?
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Eastern European model
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Sleeps her way into the family of a rich asshole
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Has baby to secure long term seat at the dinner table
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The end
That’s a story everyone has seen play out 1000 times already.
Illegally worked in the USA too.
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What the fuck is possibly the content of this movie?
How to pretend to have a headache so you don’t have to sit on the mushroom again?
Melania’s early career as a queer-baiting wannabe porn star?
The story of the first mail order bride to become first lady?
The story of the last occupant of the East Wing?
Where to find Dick Tracey’s haberdasher?
It’ll be 90 minutes of her servicing guests at Epstein Island, then 30 minutes of legal threats that she is not now, and never has been a prostitute.
Melania’s early career as a queer-baiting wannabe porn star?
Wouldn’t those films sell better? Assuming she actually did any.
Oh she did, I’m referring to various things in this post but yeah she did some queer-baiting photo shoots as a model.
No shame in being gay or even being “gay for pay” or a sex worker or any of these but she and her husband are vile, trashy hypocrites and are trying to dismantle rights for LGBTQ+ people. So, I think it’s worthy of ridicule.
Rotten tomatoes reviews… totally not bots.


Jeez, I sure hope they are bots. She has been a complete non participant when it comes to doing the tasks a First Lady does. Outside of her “I don’t care…” bullshit, she’s just done nothing. Well, except consistently try to weasel out of all attempts by her husband to touch her, anyway.
The loser, Nigel bought one of 3 tickets.
He probably bought all 3 to fit his inflated ego.
On the movie’s (real) IMDb page

Have you noticed that Melania has no displayed star rating or reviews. Has any movie had those things hidden before?

I hope they both got refunds
Probably not from the theater (would be hilarious though) but since I would imagine they were online reviewers they may have been paid to watch it, which is close!
That be great if the were paid to watch it and still asked for a refund.
Surely the only people buying tickets are teenagers who want to have sex in an empty theater?
“Paradise Alley” was pretty good for that, back in 78.
Don’t ask how I know.
Who would have thought?!?!
Why wouldn’t anyone want to know the story of a vapid, valueless, and brainless model who married a mentally deranged piece of shit who wants people like her (Not “born RIGHT-WISE”) violently removed from “his” country? MADNESS
Trump purchased her from Epstein
I’d believe you if she wasn’t so fucking old
Oh that made me laugh
Why would someone be humiliated that their money laundering scheme is laundering money?
You people don’t honestly believe she gives a shit, right? And you certainly must recognize this movie as just being a grift, and that it wasn’t made with the intention or expectation of being successful, right?
Please tell me you all aren’t that fucking blind.
It’s not money laundering, it’s a corrupt bribe.
Yep, it’s just like all of the “bestselling” books the right “writes”. Real people don’t actually buy them; the PACs buy them to funnel money into the pockets of the subject of the book.
Why would someone be humiliated that their money laundering scheme is laundering money?
And why is there wall to wall clickbait headlines about the Melania movie to begin with?
Please tell me you all aren’t that fucking blind.

I read she made $30M from the film - that’s pretty shockingly obscene compared to all the big tech innaguration bribes - of “only” $1M.
You’re forgetting: 1. The ballroom, and 2. Trumpcoin.
I’m certainly not forgetting, but in the interest of brevity, I decided not to detail out the hundreds of different ways Diaper Don has been bribed or otherwise fleeced his loyal idiots.
Fair enough!
I also believe that above all else, this was a money laundering scheme.
That being said, I feel like there was a part of her that was hoping this documentary about her life would be revered as incredibly interesting and a work of art. Like, single digit ticket sales is incredibly bad… I don’t care who you are - that’s gotta sting. And that’s hilarious.
humiliation. must get off on it. pattern seems to follow her ever since she answered the ad for epstein island modeling opportunity.
Some people are so poor all they have is money.
I saw Craigslist ads wanting to pay people to go watch it, 50 bucks.
I would to get 50 bucks, but since it’s required to actually stay and watch that crap, I won’t
You could take a book with you I guess.












