Trump: Ha, that’s my secret Mr Stark… My diapers are always full!
Trump: Ha, that’s my secret Mr Stark… My diapers are always full!


The big networks have all fallen. They are no longer the 4th branch. They are just spineless clowns.


Instead you guys unleash Peter Thiel on the world… Wtf is up with Germany and unleashing generational assholes unto the world?


Obama had the kind of mandate Trump thinks he has and he did nothing with it because he didn’t want to ruffle feathers.
And they still called him an anti Christ money.
So, he did absolutely nothing radical, and he energized the moron redneck as though he was Satan himself.
Leaving is us with the worst of both worlds. No change, and Magats foaming at the mouth.


What he means to say is that Republicans don’t watch CNN, they watch FOX. Moderates and misguided liberals watch CNN because they think they are more “balanced m”, but they are not they are owned by another right wing billionaire douchebag.


If there is a heaven, and people like Trump get in, send me straight to hell.


One thing I hate is how Democrats are always left fighting a crappy fight…
Republicans, propose horrific shit.
Democrats, can we have slightly less horrific stuff plz?
Republicans, ok i guess…! Deal!
Public: pikachu face
That’s why Democrats keep losing… Even if they win this AOC funding fight… So what? Healthcare is still as awful as ever, it’ll just be slightly less awful…No-one in the public will think of this as some massive Democratic victory that’ll make them change their vote.
Where are the Democrats fighting for actual change, actually, shoot for the fucking moon and settle for the sky…
Democrats just never feel like they are fighting.
This isn’t some both sides horseshit, the Republicans do fight. Except they fight for genuinely horrific stuff and for the billionaire class.
Who are the Democrats fighting for? Are they fighting at all?


Fuck all these back paddlers.
Unless your statement starts with an apology and admission of guilt for pushing the orange piece of shit, you do not get to play the “Oh I didn’t want THIS” card.


The deadline could be 10 years from now he’s never getting it.


Republican: THIS SHIT AFFECTS ME PERSONALLY SO NOW I GIVE A SHIT!


His into monologues are always fun. Most of the late night guys have good shows. Except Fallon. That guy sucks pure ass.


Satan’s only crime was telling the truth. Figures this orange freak would hate him.


Because no-one cares about gun deaths anymore. If we did nothing after Sandy Hook, a Nazi getting shot isn’t going to do shit to the zeitgeist.


What you’re saying is shit we’re fed by comic books and Hollywood. In the real world when you’re dealing with real psychopaths and where they have overwhelmingly taken control of government via decscdes of surpression lies and propaganda, the comic book logic doesn’t work.
In the movies, the bad guy always pays for his transgressions.
In the real world a child rapists, treasonus piece of shit has been re-elected. Twice…


The paradox of tolerance is a philosophical concept suggesting that if a society extends tolerance to those who are intolerant, it risks enabling the eventual dominance of intolerance; thereby undermining the very principle of tolerance. This paradox was articulated by philosopher Karl Popper in The Open Society and Its Enemies (1945),[1] where he argued that a truly tolerant society must retain the right to deny tolerance to those who promote intolerance.


Jerry was later found espousing, Slaves were worse than their Owners. Just admit you don’t like successful people!


Haha that bit is so good… I miss Norm


I think all religion is made up bullshit fairytales for adults. Free Palestine and free Ukraine!


Gervais doesn’t belong on this list
Democrats should fight fire with fire!!
Fuck that, we should be fighting fire with God damn napalm.
Kyle had a fantastic segment on this : https://youtu.be/QnOu0kDW-Kw