Melania Trump's eponymous documentary flopped in its London debut.UK cinema chain Vue's will premier "Melania" at 3:10 p.m. at its flagship Islington theater in London, but so far only one person has bought a ticket and just two tickets have sold for a 6 p.m. showing – undercutting President Donald ...
Surely the only people buying tickets are teenagers who want to have sex in an empty theater?
“Paradise Alley” was pretty good for that, back in 78.
Don’t ask how I know.