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4·15 days agoI will never get over those NK officers’ hats. They’re like codpieces for the head.
One word: mortars.
In the 2000 election cycle, electronic voting machines manufactured by Diebold used Microsoft Access as the underlying database for storing vote counts. Only techie oldheads will remember this, but in the world of electronic data storage Access was basically a toy. Access databases did have an audit table (which tracks every change made to the data), but the audit table was hand-editable.
A person in my neighborhood still has a TRUMP LOW PRICES KAMALA HIGH PRICES sign in their front yard, albeit partially hidden behind a bush. Unremarkable except they’re black and living in a subsidized housing development. You just can’t make shit like this up.
That’s what the driver-side door is for.
I’m gonna combine it with intermittent non-pooping.
How about sending a delegation of senators and congresscritters to Russia on July 4th?
I’m still amazed he became a Vegas resident comic. Like, he wasn’t that unfunny but he was never anybody’s favorite comic.
Rasputin had a huge dick whereas Musk is a huge dick. Math checks out.
For it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ “Chuck him out, the brute!”
But it’s “Saviour of 'is country,” when the guns begin to shoot.
For that matter, any action three years out is worthless bullshit.
Obama was also in a position of power to actually do something about the Russian influence on the 2016 election - and he did nothing.
Larry Niven’s scifi series had a species named Puppeteers where the leader was called the “Hindmost” because nobody wanted the gig. I think the leader’s job was to draw off the predators or something like that.
And then an epic ass-whooping - only this time on the receiving end since we’re the baddies now.
It’s amazing how good an Aztec looks after seeing the Cybertruck.
give credit where due to Biden for waiting so damned long to step aside
He deserves more credit for appointing an attorney general who sat on his fucking hands for four years. Using the power of the executive branch to prosecute flagrant criminal actions was the only way this mess could have been forestalled.
It sounds way too coherent. It’s actually a decently-written blurb and has too little ALL CAPS. I think they messed up the AI that writes his tweets.
Big midterm surprise?
This is the depressing thing. Even if they do somehow lose their grip over public opinion, a fake terrorist attack would be all they’d need to restore themselves. Good thing Putin has no experience with faking terrorist attacks …
This is ridiculous. Room-temperature energy drinks are supposed to taste like cough syrup.