How about sending a delegation of senators and congresscritters to Russia on July 4th?

I’m still amazed he became a Vegas resident comic. Like, he wasn’t that unfunny but he was never anybody’s favorite comic.

Rasputin had a huge dick whereas Musk is a huge dick. Math checks out.

For it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ “Chuck him out, the brute!”
But it’s “Saviour of 'is country,” when the guns begin to shoot.

For that matter, any action three years out is worthless bullshit.

Obama was also in a position of power to actually do something about the Russian influence on the 2016 election - and he did nothing.

Larry Niven’s scifi series had a species named Puppeteers where the leader was called the “Hindmost” because nobody wanted the gig. I think the leader’s job was to draw off the predators or something like that.

And then an epic ass-whooping - only this time on the receiving end since we’re the baddies now.

It’s amazing how good an Aztec looks after seeing the Cybertruck.

give credit where due to Biden for waiting so damned long to step aside

He deserves more credit for appointing an attorney general who sat on his fucking hands for four years. Using the power of the executive branch to prosecute flagrant criminal actions was the only way this mess could have been forestalled.

It sounds way too coherent. It’s actually a decently-written blurb and has too little ALL CAPS. I think they messed up the AI that writes his tweets.

Big midterm surprise?

This is the depressing thing. Even if they do somehow lose their grip over public opinion, a fake terrorist attack would be all they’d need to restore themselves. Good thing Putin has no experience with faking terrorist attacks …

Even Hitler didn’t try to do this with Germany.

Hitler “fixed” Germany’s economy by basically borrowing a bunch of money and then attempting to destroy the people who had loaned it to him (Jewish financiers were a large source of the borrowed money, as was the Soviet Union - a little-known but majorly important part of the Ribbentrop Pact and related German-Soviet agreements).

Rogan literally said Musk “saved us” - before the election no less.

He’s too weak to make a proper job of it.

He got booed at Chappelle’s standup show

Even as much of a hot mess as Chapelle has become, I assume that Musk had to pay him to come onstage with him. I wonder how much it was.

Lol a quarter? I doubt even the real ones comprise a quarter.

Eh, I don’t think he’s been upgraded to the liquid metal version yet so you’d probably be OK.

female candidates with male VP’s named Tim

Man, I had to look up who Hillary’s veep candidate was. Feels like that election was about 60 years ago.

I think we need to go with the Zelensky model (comedian-turned-politician) rather than Zelensky proper. My money’s on Jon Stewart and/or Bill Burr.