A $46 million parade, the first in Washington DC in more than 30 years, unfolded against a backdrop of protests and political violence
Washington DC was locked down and the capital’s airspace closed to flights as 6,500 troops marched down Constitution Avenue and helicopters flew overhead, fulfilling a long-standing ambition of Trump to stage a military parade — the first held in the American capital in more than 30 years.
Organisers for Saturday’s parade said they were expecting “hundreds of thousands” to attend but images of empty seats in stands along the parade route suggested turnout may not have been as high as hoped. It is possible the poor weather kept many at home.
The celebrations came just hours after a Democratic politician and her husband were shot dead in their Minnesota home by a man believed to be impersonating a police officer. Threats against other politicians in Texas were made on a day of widespread unrest and protests against the Trump administration, timed to coincide with Saturday’s $46 million event.
What a sad, low energy, failing perade
Bone spurs in chief
Yeah, how the fuck is the guy who dodged the draft for “bone spurs” trying to pretend he’s all about our military?
The hand-selected troops he had in the backdrop of his speech the other day hooting and hollering was insane. Like, do they not realize he is using them as props, and that he’d send them into danger for no other reason than his fragile pride? They are nothing to him. This guy is literal, real-life Farquaad.
I pray that this was his last birthday he celebrates above ground.
If Trump becomes a mole person we are all doomed.
I want him to live long enough to be in the 2028 GOP primaries (and the 2032, and 2036, and so on and so on …,).
Imagine being such a hated coward that you’re literally surrounded by the military, and still have to hide behind bullet proof glass
He’s not going to risk one of his own taking more potshots at him again…
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This is a joke, right?
I miss when conspiracy theories could just be fun.
Yeah… yeah.
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One word: mortars.
Fragging used to be a thing.
I like the “No Kings!” messaging, simple and pointed. We need a slogan that is short and sweet for the soldiers to use. Something that shows them they have agency in this.
Maybe a secret service man will stab this mf in the back, then whisper…“Tunnel Snakes Rule”
Sic semper tyrannis.
This brings me joy.
Nothing is better than getting under his skin.
You know the ketchup is flying.
Jesus H Christ, Someone teach Trump how to salute…
It’s like this, right?
I love how they all look at him like the dumbass he is.
Such an embarrassing piece of douche-garbage.
I will never get over those NK officers’ hats. They’re like codpieces for the head.
He can’t be told anything. And that’s before considering his capacity to learn.
I think it is funny he salutes like he’s lost a war.
I’d have thought Musk would’ve given him some pointers.
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Didn’t they give Obama shit because he saluted even though he didn’t go to the military?
Here in San Diego alone, we had more than 20,000 for No Kings. Pussolini’s bigly parade allegedly drew 10,000, and most of them left early looking for a Chick-fil-A.
80000 big papa!
Not tossing a couple grenades into his pope box was a failing that our military may never live down.
Zero risk. Would have become a hero.
They had tanks there. I think that would have been more performative.
Wooof,… kableeeewy,… SPLAT
Grand applause
Kinda like what they did to Sadat in 1981.
For a man from hollywood he sure is bad at producing. Reagan was better at literally everything, where are our leaders!? Reagan was still a terrible leader…
He’s from Atlantic City by way of NY. His former handlers were from Hollywood, but they’ve all left by now.
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Someone should have recruited lots of obese men in army uniforms for the parade.
ICE recruited them first.
I think the location of that parade reviewing stand will make a great place to hang him upside down for public review.
i did my part
Trump is literally the dog in the burning house meme. This is fine.