I’ll never tell…

They should have Mike Myers go on as Elon and do a mock interview.

As an American I can confirm that crown royal and coke is superior than jack and coke.

Ratatouille part 2, transgender and spaghetti boogaloo.

Would not be surprised if government officials start falling out of windows or their cars mysteriously blowing up.

The only thing Linda can do is ignore her husband’s cheating and human trafficking, and taking a stone cold stunner.

No I didn’t bring that up, I actually barely talk to anybody I work with anymore. I just listen and laugh to myself.

I work with two people that are within a year of retiring and they are absolutely ecstatic that Trump was doing this to Social Security, as well I work with people that are in their early 20s that are exactly the same happy that this is happening and thinking that they will all become super wealthy.

Good luck with that couch fucker.

Sick, weak, stupid, misinformed, the American way!

President for life, so about 6 months?

Elon is a anamorphic Ponzi scheme.

Can you bang a couch while wearing skis?

Agreed! As an American I was extremely embarrassed watching this happen, the people of Ukraine didn’t deserve this. Us real Americans don’t deserve to be in this car crash that Trump is driving us towards.

Trump need to win a pair of concert shoes.

Super Luigi time!