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Human trafficking is probably the more promising direction.
Don’t forget to include animal executions…
Silly goose, she’s buying drugs.
Everyone here focused on the cash for some reason.
The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash, the law enforcement source said.
The only saving grace is they can lock out that one badge. Hopefully she reported it quickly.
Who the hell still carries around paper checks? I think I’ve written a total of 3 checks in the past 4-5 years, all for home service like plumbers.
Who the hell still carries around paper checks?
Old people who wish to punish everyone else in line at the grocery store.
Big chains accept checks? 😳
I fix cars at a big retail chain and yep. There’s instant verification now where in order to accept it we have to punch all the info into some service on the POS computer to make sure the check clears, but if it does, yeah we take those. Money is money. Checks are still issued and cashed by banks so we still take em.
You say money is money, but I can’t even count the times I’ve seen No cash, no card or other ridiculous rules.
For me, I hand write checks weekly. That 3 percent credit card fee can add up quickly. Invoice me, and get the total payed at the end of the month. Also handy for person to person transactions, where cash is impractical.
That’s why I pay my rent with check, hand delivered to their office. That 3% is a significant chunk of money.
My therapist only takes cash or checks.
I write one check every month for my rent.
My hairdresser takes check or cash. No cards.
It’s so she can write bad checks.
Hopefully she reported it quickly.
Why? Any rando wandering in can’t be worse than the people who are already there.
The person who was responsible for locking out badges was let go last month.
Implying it wasn’t staged
Checks?! She have some clipped coupons in there too? Damn grandma.
medication
Oh no, not my prescription crack pipe!
So qualified, she couldn’t even secure her own purse.
It’s about the info IN the bag, not the money. Crewde tials, phone, maybe ID. This was a targeted hit 100% because the world’s intelligence agencies now know how fucking stupid these people are.
Like, dumb enough to not notice a tail, then get your bag stolen from a restaurant with all kinds of goodies in it dumb.
But obviously it was stolen by a liberal, not a foreign agent, so you’re obviously wrong and stupid.
Not all the tials were crewde.
How the fuck is she going out in public and not being shot in the face? Honest question.
I cannot think of someone more replaceable than her.
Also pretty low on the recognizable list.
In a gravel pit
Supposedly she has a lot of homeland security protection. But not good enough to stop her stuff from being stolen?
Probably gave her all the TSA rejects.
Damn that’s a lot of cash. I like to carry some cash for emergencies, but shit, $3000??
That’s when rich people just casually have 3000 bucks in their purse. Equivalent of you having 30 bucks in yours…
It’s a lot compared to what she’s worth but not much next to her total wealth. Still better than nothing if her Kremlin file gets leaked and she has to flee the country.
That’s what these kind of people carry as walking around money.
Drug using dog killer obviously can’t be trusted, she was clearly on the way to buy more drugs. Lost more state secrets than Donald’s toilet library
Ok but actually though, who the fuck has $3000 in CASH just for going out to eat???
Someone who was just payed $3K for some juicy Intel or documents.
The head of Homeland SECURITY doesn’t have good enough security to keep her bag from being stolen?
Probably stolen by a member of her own security detail.
Fucking hilarious.
“Hey guys, can we turn off all the cameras so nobody sees the drug deal I’m trying to do?”
I’d be willing to bet she just lost it and is blaming crime just as a deflection.
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Ooh, I vote this one. Selling state secrets under the guise of crime
Department of Handbag Security Chief Fails to Secure Handbag.
Couldn’t happen to a nicer Nazi bitch
Brutal, I love it.
Who goes out with $3k cash? Even if you are so wealthy that the quantity is like $20 for normal people, that’s enough to make you a target if someone discovers you have it.
Someone who gets paid in cash
More evidence that we are shifting from a Trickle Down Economy to a Robin Hood Economy (take from the rich, give to the poor).
So the completely unqualified, dog-killing, trump-butt-kissing, hateful, ignorant, worthless, lying, and corrupt piece of filth - who happens to be the secretary of homeland security got her bag stolen?
I think this reaction sums it up best:
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Why did the Homeland Security Secretary have $3,000 in cash in her purse?
Cost of daily botox treatments.
Cash payment for her latest crushing video.
