Their database should track microplastics exposure, pfas exposure, lead exposure, and a whole bunch of other pollution exposure. Bet it won’t, because a correlation with those is not a desirable outcome.

Who goes out with $3k cash? Even if you are so wealthy that the quantity is like $20 for normal people, that’s enough to make you a target if someone discovers you have it.

Would be hilarious if they discovered the rising rates were due to microplastics in the environment. Deregulation will surely fix that…

Down 4% today so far. Retirement fantasies evaporating. Probably good news for 20 somethings, they can buy more and if they survive the climate change famines, water wars, genocides, and non-renewable resource shortages, those shares will probably be worth a lot.

Ah, who are the snowflakes again?? Got to suppress criticism, especially if it is funny.

Floridians thought FEMA was bad? Wait until they DeSantAIDs.

Show cause why I shouldn’t throw your ass in the klink. That’s what happens to the rest of us if we ignore a court order.

Do you guys need software engineers (me) and structural engineers (my wife)?

Dear Australia, please retaliate. If things get awful enough here, we might be able to depose him.

I love the taste of dioxin in my tap water!

I wonder what country they’ll send the Navajo, Cherokee, Cree, Sioux, etc. too. I’m super white, so you know my family is not originally from around here.

You mean he got lucky and didn’t receive conflicting orders like "keep your hands up and lay on the ground. " Your only option is to face plant, but the fast movement of doing that will scare the officers too.

Back before Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham subverted the will of the people, the Supreme Court ruled that political speech was the most protected form of free speech. I doubt that is true with the current grifters on the Court, but we used to be able to criticize our leaders without fear.

“Trump may have to resign after meeting with Zelensky.” -Random Internet User

Now that RIU has more credibility than the speaker of the house.

Hopefully it falls far enough that Musk faces a margin call on loans secured by Tesla shared.

I have been gaming since 1980. I have never had a more visceral blown away reaction to a game than the first time I played Doom. We even setup a LAN in our dorm so that we could play it multi-player. The only other computer experience with a similar impact was seeing web pages for the first time and realizing that my parents would be able to use the internet with them (no need to learn usenet, ftp, archie, gopher, and all of the command line utilities that I used). Doom felt so revolutionary.

Seems more likely to win the Putin’s removed Prize.

The plan: get a Saturday night special at the local pawn shop and imitate Luigi.

What happens when the judge sends a marshal? Popcorn eating begins…

Does Musk have a security clearance? Has he accessed documents for programs that he hasn’t been read in? I would go to jail if I did the latter. Our country’s security is being compromised and no one is doing anything.