I’d be incredibly insulted if I were an ASU student. They think they’re going to encourage people to NARC by showing off this T-shirt. That’s what they think of the capacity of ASU students.
“Hey, babe! New Hitler Youth merch just dropped!”
“They’re labeling themselves?”
“Yeah! They got race-supremecy friends and everything!”
“Let me grab my grampa’s bat. He beat so many Nazis with this…at the game of baseball of course.”
“Of course.”
[Beat on the Brat by The Ramones plays in the background]
Was your grandpa the Bear Jew by any chance?
Hmm? I’m not familiar with that term. He just left me this bat with his friends’ signatures on it, and a few religious symbols. It’s pretty stained, but it’s got a lot of sentimental value. He didn’t say much except that he used it to teach Nazis a lesson by beating them…at the game of baseball. Always that pause near the end as grandma gave him a sharp look. She must have not wanted me to hear about his baseball stories.
It’s what they called one of the characters in “Inglorious Bastards”, who beat a Nazi to death with a baseball bat
Thanks for being kind to me and assuming the best. As it is, I was doing an ironic shtick in the same vein.
I’m an idiot 😂
No, you’re sincere. We need more of that.
For anyone who hasn’t seen Here’s a clip
He had many names.
“I consigned 2 adults and 3 children to a concentration camp and all I got was this stupid t-shirt”
Inflation’s gotten so bad, nowadays all you get is a T-shirt. Used to be you could get 40 pieces of silver for it.
30… 30 pieces of silver. :)
Current value? $939.
I see you studied your Comparitive Economics of Historic Treachery.
Building on this, it’s true that the current value of that amount of silver is probably only a few hundred dollars, but at the time, it may have been months worth of salary for a laborer.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_pieces_of_silver#Identity_of_the_coins
I reported the bigots, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a better world.
Sorry to reuse my comment, but it seems to fit here.
Also, wouldn’t this actually be deflation in the value of silver and / or inflation of the value of labor relative to it?
Also, wouldn’t this actually be deflation in the value of silver and / or inflation of the value of labor relative to it?
Shhhhhh!
Yes. It would be deflation but the joke doesn’t work that way and I figured I could get away with it.
I chose to tell the joke knowing it contained an error, bringing shame and dishonor upon my family.
Thank you for your sacrifice.
I will buy a T-shirt for anyone who beats the shit out of a nazi
I will buy a T-shirt for anyone who buys a T-shirt for anyone who beats the shit out of a nazi
Naw, man. You’d get your ass beat wearing something like that
So report the college Republicans to immigration and get a T-shirt to burn.
I reported the bigots, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a better world.
When just writing “I am a piece of shit of a human being” on your T-Shirt just isn’t good enough…
Who would’ve guessed Republicans would be a bunch of Nazi pick-mes?
Gotta show their devotion to the cult.
I heard Cody Friedland might be here illegally someone should report him
