So that’s what it looks like when Gemini hallucinates!

The actual definitions of words mean nothing to them.

Insert Sartre quote about arguing with antisemites here.

When you don’t know the actual definition of words, you can use them to mean anything.

Kinda like how they don’t know what Marxist, Leninist, socialist, globalist, woke, trans, leftist, liberal, or DEI actually mean, so the right just uses them all interchangeably to mean “things I don’t like or that scare me”.

Contrast this with NYT, USA Today, or WaPo, who are downplaying it with headlines that say “thousands” or “tens of thousands” protesting.

“Contingent” on what, Kegsbreath?

Greenland making fun of Trump?

Denmark still refusing to “sell” it?

Trumpy needing yet another distraction from some stupid shit he’s doing he wants to hide?

You getting cranky from the DTs?

“This thing Trump said he was going to do isn’t what I voted for!”

Oh shit, now the Internet tough guy is gonna punch you in the mouth!

“I have formally requested the Trump Administration rescind their unlawful deployment of troops in Los Angeles county and return them to my command,” Newsom wrote on X, formerly Twitter.

If it’s unlawful, you don’t need to ask. Just tell them to go home.

They’re both egomaniacal, drug-addicted narcissists. There’s no possible way they could work together long-term.

Trump can’t stand Musk getting any credit and Musk can’t stand Trump giving him any blame.

So no, I think this was completely inevitable.

You might know him better as the Sentient Pile of Gin-Soaked Rags.

Except Stephanie Grisham. Bet you forgot about her, and that’s because she didn’t hold any press conferences at all.

Near where I live a church put up one of those 50 foot tall aluminum-siding crosses.

1. There are still hungry and homeless people, but that’s how you choose to spend your money?

2. If you have to put up a giant symbol to show you’re a church, you’re probably not a very good church. After all, as some guy who I’m totally blanking on his name once said, you will know a tree by the fruits it bears.

Given Tukkker’s career arc post-Crossfire, this might actually be good for Leavitt.

Yet Vinny went to jail for contempt.

Trump is contemptible and it got him the White House.

It would be an extremely lame duck presidency.

It already is. Haven’t you seen him sign those executive orders and it’s immediately apparent he’s never seen or read it before that moment? He doesn’t have any clue what he’s going to sign before they put the paper in front of him.

Trump is in the White House for two reasons- make himself richer and avoid prosecution for his crimes. Everything else that’s happening is being masterminded by someone else. Smart money is on Stephen Miller.

The only thing at the time that can help you is taking a bath or immersing your junk in hot water so it relaxes everything and makes you reflexively pee

Matthew Perry mystery solved!

So much for those “Judeo-Christian” ideals:

You shall neither mistreat a stranger nor oppress him, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt.

-Exodus 22:21

The stranger who dwells among you shall be to you as one born among you, and you shall love him as yourself; for you were strangers in the land of Egypt…

-Leviticus 19:34

Therefore love the stranger, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt.

-Deuteronomy 10:19

One would think if three of the first five books of both the “Judeo” and “Christian” Bibles repeat the same instruction, it’s probably important.

Paramount still wants to be bought out by Skydance, and they need regulatory approval for it to happen.

This isn’t “mental anguish” it’s a mob shakedown.

More goddamn Floridiots…

Gonna love seeing Alito and Thomas try to argue that in this one very specific and limited case it’s perfectly fine for Congress to abdicate its Constitutionally appropriated powers to the executive branch.