The man who suggested people drink bleach during the COVID pandemic is back with another hit.
Donald Trump reportedly thinks soda is good for him, because it kills grass — and therefore it must also kill cancer cells.
The wild revelation comes via Dr. Mehmet Oz, Trump’s administrator for Medicare and Medicaid, who shared the anecdote on Donald Trump Jr.’s podcast Tuesday.
“Your dad argues that diet soda is good for him because it kills grass if you pour it on grass, so therefore it must kill cancer cells inside the body,” Oz told Trump Jr. in disbelief, to which Trump Jr. just laughed and shrugged knowingly.
its got what plants crave!!
Craven’t
Since a diet high in sugar does kill human cells and cancer cells are human cells, soda does in fact kill cancer.
I stopped at “Trump apparently thinks” and said “naaaaaah”
Maybe he meant to say, “Your dad argues that diet soda is good for him because it kills grass if you pour it on grass, so therefore it must kill brain cells inside the head, and that is why he is declaring war against every third-world country while the Democrats want to declare him unfit to serve as POTUS.”
But why is he talking about cancer. Does he have cancer??
We can only hope.
Uh, source please. For peer review.
Knowing that 47% of US voters will vote for this guy no matter what he says, does or fails to do is utterly painful. This man shouldn’t be allowed to run a lemonade stand, much less an elected office or branch of government.
In the very first episode of The Apprentice, they had to run a lemonade stand. One idiot tried to get someone to pay a million dollars for a cup of lemonade
Please note that Trump insists on drinking from the small Diet Coke bottle.
A regular 16-ounce bottle makes his hands look so tiny
Draino kills grass, too. Way more effectively than diet soda.
Draino isn’t for cancer though, it’s for his cholesterol clogged arteries
Draino is pretty effective for pretty much anything in its path, except metal. It doesn’t discriminate.
Really? What’s the racist drain clog buster? I won’t bust clogs without racism.
Keep sucking down those over sugared caffeine bombs, you twit. More the better actually.
Has he tried injecting bleach yet?
The Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center declined to comment.
Hahahaha. Just imagine getting that email.
That’s just proof that he’s onto something, Big Cancer is afraid to admit that a cheap cancer cure already exists, obviously.
Have you ever seen a cancer patient chugging gallons of soda? Something to think about.
Trump has cancer and is killing it with soda? Well, at least he’s treating it correctly. Donald, add bleach to your sodas for extra killing power. Lots of bleach.
I hear bullets can solve the cancer problem quite quickly
Brawno. It’s got what plants crave.
“The Democrats don’t matter… The real opposition is the media. And the way to deal with them is to flood the zone with shit”
They ended up buying it all in the end.
