Just when you thought the bar couldn’t possibly be lower…
I was so hoping to never hear from him again
Trump did not write this. Either he’s dead and someone else (probably Miller) wrote this or he completely lost his mind.
It’s from an AI, comprised on a model based on trumps prolific posting past. trumpAI.
Think you’re right. As stupid as this is it’s far too coherent to be a trump rant. This has angry middle class big truck small dick energy.
Yeah no way this is actually Trump. It feels very different from his normal vernacular and cadence.
It wasn’t written with caps lock, that’s a give away at this point.
Also, used an M dash and wasn’t entirely all caps like he usually types. I won’t lie…I abused them in college because I am a shitty writer, but I know AI was trained on my shitty college papers lol.
That’s an N dash. They are named that way because of how wide they are.
So your assessment is wrong. Since everyone knows M dash is the one only AI uses, and AI didn’t learn to do that from humans who do. Nope.
Not even at Easter do MAGA abstain from the White House special flour.
What a demented piece of shit
To be clear, the straight was open. Why was it that they closed it down?
The bar is already much lower. “Cursing on a Sunday” wouldn’t hit my radar with a normal president either, tbh.
Imagine that’s what does it tho lmao. Like they just have him actually retire due to that.
“Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the F—in’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP,” Trump wrote in a Truth Social post.
Could you imagine the reaction if any other president wrote the words “Praise be to Allah”?
Inb4 he kicked the bucket earlier this weekend and shits fucked
- Dumbledore asked calmly on Easter.
Agent of chaos.
The Deep Logic of Solar-Capitlism vis-à-vis the Tellurian Lubricant is on full display.
Mashallah, does Trump not know that Islam abhors idols? What does he hope to accomplish by leveling cities but the inbringing of Allah’s endtimes? To build is to be Christian, but desertifying is to be Muslim; this is why the deeper the West goes into the M.E., the further Islam spreads.
I saw the screenshot and it was so unhinged, so absolutely batshit crazy, that I just naturally assumed it was a meme someone generated.
25th Amendment NOW.
I understand an apostrophe is used to replace the terminating letter ‘g’ in a verb ending in “-ing” to indicate informal, colloquial speech or dialect - and that its use represents the omission of the “g” sound.
Nice.
I just didn’t think Pedophile Felon Drink Bleach Trump made much use of the apostrophe in general, but perhaps I’m mistaken.
The irony was when reading the post, the apostrophe was what made me question if he wrote it. I was surprised he knew how to use an apostrophe or where to find it on his phones keyboard. That was my first thought about the person Americans elected to lead their country. Says a lot and I am American.
Sounds like a drunken hegseth post. Pretty sure Trump is dead and we’re getting AI trump for Easter announcements lol
Don’t make me hopeful.
It was Hegseth’s turn to shove his arm up Trump’s shitty asshole and make him dance.
He really somehow manages to keep out-doing himself…it’s staggering.
That doesn’t sound like his typical cadence. I don’t think Trump wrote that.
This seems more like the Secretary of War Crimes, Pete Hegseth.
Are we even sure he’s still alive?
Regardless of partisan views it is well past time for Congress to do their fucking jobs and impeach this maniac.
What good does impeachment do? They stay in office after they’re impeached, nothing changes. It’s just Congress throwing a fit. It gives them a chance to go on record for or against Trump, but we all know the score there, so that’s pointless, too.
Impeachment is the first step in bringing formal charges against the president. Assuming they have the will to convict (still a massive assumption at this point), it would represent a decisive move toward ending Trump’s presidency.
Fine, he’s convicted of something. Who will show up and physically throw them out on their ass? It would take military action, “boots on the ground”, to do that. I don’t expect that will happen. So, it’s all for show, no matter how much paper gets shuffled.
The way I see it, the only hope we have is if many of the top brass in our military are quietly plotting against them, holding on to their office, and biding their time, waiting for them to defy the election in 2028.
Donald Trump raped and murdered children.
He’s now going to cause world war 3 because a deranged Jew and Russians own and control him.
America: murder your fucking leader. No body wants this except for Trump, hehseth and his puppets that control him.
Fuck America, you are all weak and pathetic. Second amendment am I right? Cowards. All of you.
Good thing you didn’t generalize an entire population or anything and show your lack of understanding at how easy it is to just assassinate the POTUS. That would look like quite dumb, hateful, and short slighted opinion had you done so.
Hey you know how the saying goes, right?
If you want something done, do it yourself.
Going to cause WW3
Things are bad enough without having to exaggerate.
“Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the F—in’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP,” Trump wrote in a Truth Social post.
praise be to Allah… we know who’s bribing him this week
The only F-word I need from Trump “Files”, as in “Epstein Files”.
