I’m sure he’ll receive a gentle recommendation.

I would thoroughly be in favor of a max money or max wealth concept. Congratulations. You win! There is no more money to collect.

You are now free to do something else.

What could be worth more? American lives, or more money that billionaires could never spend in a lifetime?

The choice is clear.

That’s a very unprofessional claim for the administration to make.

It doesn’t matter when the loads of idiots think he’s a genius. My dad is one of them. He refuses to believe anything that would call this into question calling it fake news. What am I even supposed to do?

Nazi sympathizer filth. A traitor to his country and its people.

Ergo, he’s being detained illegally.

My local Trumpers are completely sure this is fake news and nothing bad is happening.

Excuse me I think you meant to say FREEDOM LUNG.

Perhaps they should try writing a strongly worded letter with recommended follow up actions to the administration.

It was arbitrary grandstanding the whole time?!

It’s like venture capitalism but for essential government functions.

I understand they’re handing out pardons like candy these days.

Did you apply online?

Well-paying jobs are everywhere! In fact, I had three job offers hit me in the face just now while I was walking my dog.

Eh, words on paper.

How do we know he’s even alive? They were so sure he’d never go home they may have simply killed the prisoner.

May?

The world‘s lost confidence in the US economy. Failure is inevitable.

I’m sorry but I think they fundamentally cannot understand this concept. You would have to start with “The great God-Emperor” with some pictures of AI Jesus holding his hand and I’m not sure where you go from there.

My overweight, diabetic father-in-law says “live free or die!”

I wouldn’t personally have chosen death. It doesn’t accomplish anything.