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vegeta@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 6 hours ago

Sen. Mitch McConnell hospitalized after experiencing 'flu-like symptoms'

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Sen. Mitch McConnell hospitalized after experiencing 'flu-like symptoms'

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vegeta@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 6 hours ago
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Sen. Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized for evaluation after experiencing flu-like symptoms, his spokesperson said.
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    Is the flu okay?

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    Fuck off, turtle. No one gives a shit for your health on our dime. Most of the shit going on is your fucking fault.

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      Shit his pants on camera before Trump.

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    Grim reaper on standby at the “GO” button.

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    Agonizing pain is the only well wishes I can muster for him

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    His prognosis is positive and he is grateful for the excellent care he is receiving.

    How absolutely splendid for him. Pretty neat to be covered by quality healthcare at the expense of the taxpayers, I should imagine. Even better to be wealthy enough to go beyond even that.

    Meanwhile I am still fighting my insurance to cover a $1k blood draw that is absolutely covered by my shit coverage. Fuck him. Fuck the insurance companies and fuck the elected officials that consistently battle the American people at the behest of their financiers.

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      The fuck it costs 1000 dollars to get some blood drawn? What the fuck is happening in America.

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        Yeah, I have labs I’ve been putting off for like 6 months because I know it’s going to end up being like a $400-600 bill. They’re just standard labs, CMP, CBC, lft

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    he’s like one of the vultures from the jungle book, but an unholy death cult pelican

    please fucking return to dust you worthless leech

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    Don’t worry.

    He’ll receive the best healthcare available that millions of other Americans don’t have access to and he won’t lose his job or have to ask his fellow employees to donate sick hours to him.

    All after spending an entire career teaching other Republicans how to subvert our democracy.

    Death cannot come soon enough to this traitor.

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    How’s Moscow, Mitch.

    Fucking traitor.

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    I hope soon he experiences “dead-like” symptoms.

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    I need to know where this POS gets buried

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      If I see you there, it means urine line.

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        We’re gonna all form a circle and piss at the same time… a circle piss if you will.

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          I had envisioned more of a trough style urinal, which should streamline the operation

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    I was hoping more for “exploding amygdala-like symptoms”.

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    I do not wish him dead, but I will read his obituary with great pleasure.

    Joking, of course. I have better things to do than read his obituary.

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      Be fun to write it. Truthfully. It’s all in the adjectives.

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    Please please please please please please

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