43% of responders are idiots

I guess that attention ain’t happening now

Unfair to possums AND opossums

JG got the texts for free but he’s probably gonna need someone watching his 6 now. And I’m pretty sure a lawyer is billing for helping them figure out how to publish the details and still avoid getting trapped into anything illegal, like naming the CIA agent.

Land ownership

“She’s just driving me, because of my cataracts, officer!”

I have only one objection to the otherwise very welcome criticism of the incompetence and deliberate misconduct, as well as the highly entertaining memes:

It’s been all too distracting from the question of why we were even bombing Yemen in the first place.

And the air traffic controllers…

(Next!)

Ackshully we’re all braced for it

See also: COVID-19 response under Trump

Who’s gonna sign up for this anyway, under that weaseler? You’d wind up getting fired at year 9, if not before, because he’d cut whatever public service program you were in.

Tbf, the media they consume is full of fake news. When challenged, they even say themselves that they are just “entertainment”!

I think you meant to type Emperor For Life

Well he does have a large part of the solution. Not in his mind, in his hoard. End the payment limit, take the tax percentages back to the Reagan years, and he and the other billionaires would be funding it without breaking a sweat.

If only the “pro-life” Trump voters actually cared about the lives of children.

So, submit a completely redacted list of 5 bullet points? Isn’t everything the Pentagon does potentially sensitive and related to national security?

One reason it was rushed through is that Trump keeps pulling Republican reps for other jobs, slicing into their majority. Like the ambassador-to-be they haven’t approved because they needed her vote.

The asses’ milk would moisturize skin. I assume a water rinse though, because old milk stinks and could cause a yeast infection.

The asp was legendarily her choice to commit suicide, though it was probably an Egyptian Cobra, if it was a snake at all. (Asp bite death is slower and much more painful than cobra bite death.) I have a theory that the asp legend depends partly on the fact it’s easier to rhyme “asp” than Egyptian Cobra. As for snakebite in general, I note that male artists have universally portrayed the snake biting her on her bare booby. That’s not actually a good way to get the venom quickly to the heart/brain/lungs, because boobies are mostly fat, but it makes good pornArt.

He won’t need to run. He’ll just cancel the Presidential election. By then he’ll be Emperor anyway.

Any time Trump jokes, it’s the camel’s nose under the tent.