Nobody is making them keep being ICE agents. Unlike the majority of their victims who can’t stop being brown.

Can you Nazi the reason?

They’re probably receiving guidance from above that this is the way to go because the administration wants some of them to get shot to escalate things further.

He should have a lot more free time to do so.

I wonder if the much more sensible strategy of just making the ghost a recording of a person beating it, instead of shoehorning in AI, would infringe on this patent.

In a sane world, Trump would have lost the 2016 Republican primary from prison.

Where? We’ve seen ICE do that, and we’ve seen the national guard get stationed in cities where they stand around and do nothing.

You might not believe in the US as a bastion of freedom and democracy, and that’s fine - I don’t either. But the troops generally do. They don’t want to be Nazis.

Some, but nowhere near as many as voted for him. There’s a gigantic canyon between “willing to vote and argue for him” and “willing to fight and die for him.” Especially after how much of a letdown his 2nd term has been for a lot of people.

Thing is, none of the troops want to go out and be jack booted storm troopers for fat old dementia Donald.

Is there anyone that can use the word “nubile” without it being gross and weird?

I hate agreeing with Bill Clinton.

Republican politicians have no principles, and Mike Pence is no different. This is a power play to develop a base of support so he can negotiate a better position for himself when he gets brought back into the fold.

MAGA-curious head of CBS News

That sounds much nicer than “explicit republican puppet.” It’s not like she’s been subtle about it.

Its a lot of work to separate all the stuff that incriminates Republicans from the stuff that incriminates everyone else. There’s so much that incriminates Republicans!

I wish I got so many days off…

I don’t want Newsom to be the 2028 nominee, because I don’t think he’s interested in the kind of corruption reforms we need, but he is damn good at politics.

They know full well the Senate won’t even hold a vote on it again.

Inb4 “always was”

This is different and you damn well know it.

I really wish they’d all at least admit “I didn’t know what I was voting for”

Except he’s not the one getting hurt