$1000 the reasoning can be reduced to “She’s Somali so she was in on the daycare thing”

Oh, Ken, give yourself some credit too, you objectively shitty person/candidate.

Except her loss is hardly a certainty, sadly.

Similarly, there’s been reporting that AI giants are buying up cards and storing them in warehouses because there’s no data center with capacity. Ed Zitron is giving interviews saying he suspects that Nvidia is telling them that if the companies in question don’t buy up stock now, Nvidia will refuse to sell to them in the future.

You don’t think compulsive gamblers are the best predictors of world events?

It was incredibly gratifying, having already read the headlines and knowing what was gonna happen, to see how smug he got when he accused Smith of perjury.

Vandalism was never a permanent solution. Accountability for local elected officials who think their constituents are idiots is the solution.

If a pilot has the confidence to wear a fur suit in the cockpit, I’ll feel safer than ever.

I was saying couches are comfortable but if the theater was named after Vance that would make it weird? Not sure how you got that I wanna fuck couches from that.

I feel like kids in 40 years will be saying “the corruption was so obvious, how were you not rioting in the streets every day?”

Assuming things get better…

A theater full of couches with any other name actually sounds quite nice.

Daily reminder that it doesn’t matter if Mitch is dead or not, he is demonstrably unable to serve and, by law, must be replaced.

Normal people can get rich enough. Narcissistic psychopaths, or the kind of people who tend to get rich, on the other hand…

Who’da thunk that making fundraising the sole criteria for leader selection would result in out-of-touch leadership?

Rotating villain theory

Please remember that it doesn’t matter if Mitch is dead or not, he is demonstrably unable to serve and, according to the law, should be replaced.

This is consistent with Republicans pro-murder of the out-group position.

What do you mean “Joins”? They fucking started it.

Sorry, best we can do is more expensive groceries with a chance of poisoning you.

Translation: The think tanks haven’t told me how to push back against what all my voters want yet.