Nuh-uh, bet you can’t.
lol, big talk. I’ll believe it when I see it.
Unrelated, my favorite TV show is the X-Files.
I wouldn’t even bat an eye. You do you, boo.
This should be illegal. I think Iran has gone a step too far at this point. I don’t think there is a single person alive who would condone this.
No one, I repeat NO ONE, wants to imagine Trump sunbathing.
Dude, my mouth was open and everything!
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie…
I know, right? How am I going to get that image out of my head? It’s almost enough to make me support censorship.
If Iranian hackers were so elite, they would have done something cool like erased student loan debt. Instead, they’re busy toppling Minecraft servers and trying to find anything they can use other than cell phones or pagers. Terribly un1337 of you, Ayatollah.
Why would you try to make people picture that? Forget nukes, Iran has Level-4 Cognitohazards
Ha, sunbathing! That fucking dungeon troll doesn’t sunbathe, he sprays the tan directly on to his face.
Amateurs
It’s a rub-on cream. You can see the finger marks by his ears and temples sometimes.
Don’t threaten us with a good time
There is probably an unspoken rule of geopolitics to the effect of “Don’t start assassinating foreign dignitaries and heads of state unless you want everyone else to declare open season on you and yours.” And it seems like we’re getting closer to breaking that rule by the month.
At some point, he’ll piss off enough people that the world at large will just look the other way when it happens.
Doubtful we’ll see a powerful head of state call for such an act. More likely, we’ll see some lone wolf who gets tied to a nation that immediately disavows them.
I mean, if that rule gets tossed out, I can only think of like 2 world leaders I’d be sad to see go. Russia is already actively trying to kill one of those.
Phhhht! Put up or shut up, Iran. No one thinks you’ll do it. No one thinks you’re a threat over here. You can’t do it. You won’t do it.
All talk. No action.
😇
Yeah. I dare you Iran. I double dog dare you! You’ll never do it! Prove me wrong!
Please though. Please prove me wrong. I’m begging you.
Stochastic something something ;)
I’d play that hitman elusive target mission.
“We
couldshould assassinate Trump sunbathing, Iranian official claims” ftfyI don’t believe that for a second. I’m gonna need proof.
Do it, you fucking cowards!
