Very stable genius leading a very stable country doing very stable foreign policy

Did the tests cap at 8GB 😏

If you dip 1 level into wizard it becomes extremely adaptable thanks to the ability to learn from scrolls

He has my vote in 2028

Sounds like every policy of the war on terror.

This has to be one of the funniest wiki pages I’ve read in a while

Over the course of the simulation, heavy constraints were placed on the Red force’s ability to free-play “to the point where the end state was scripted”,[4] resulting in a Blue victory.

At this point, the exercise was suspended, Blue’s ships were “re-floated”, and the rules of engagement were changed; this was later justified by General Peter Pace as follows: "You kill me in the first day and I sit there for the next 13 days doing nothing,

Van Riper’s forces were ordered not to shoot down any of the approaching aircraft.[7][8] Van Riper also claimed that exercise officials denied him the opportunity to use his own tactics and ideas against Blue Force, and that they also ordered Red Force not to use certain weapons systems against Blue Force and even ordered the location of Red Force units to be revealed

The exercise involved both live exercises and computer simulations, costing US$250 million (equivalent to about $437M in 2024)

It’ll be pretty funny when he gets scapegoated

That can’t be right, they haven’t made an attack helicopter “joke” or called someone the r-word.

I can excuse slavery but I draw the line at gooning

I could be unaware of something but I think you’re talking about the horny Salazzle clone? This is a couple of notches more blatant IMO

Imagine becoming a giant multimedia franchise overnight and deciding the best course of action is to create gooner bait

Going from old Ratchet & Clank games to the new ones will give you tonal backlash

My brother in Christ, you made the sandwich

Probably George Bush or something

HELL YEAH BROTHER

It’s over. Hulk Hogan has ceased to be the world’s best chess player

I mean, yeah, the Nazis got jobs at NASA, who wouldn’t want that

One of the best proofs that the Zionist genociders use antisemitism as a shield is that if they wanted to go after an actual antisemite with an Oscar, all this time they could have lynched Mel Gibson and everyone would support them.

Kelly/The Onion comic where the guy is happy they’re deporting his wife

Would it even matter though? The criminality is really obvious as it is. When he said he could shoot someone in Times Square or whatever and not lose support, that was an uncharacteristically lucid, accurate and honest statement.