Throw in a roll of paper towels and I am in.

What a stupendously ridiculous comment. I’m not sure if you are an underpaid troll or your mind genuinely fell right out of your head.

The Trump The

This is approved behavior according to republicans

Sounds like something a pedophile would say.

Why does this sort of promise sound as familiar as it does unfulfilled?

I could have started that conversation for them. They are both cunts. Next?

What do expect from a pedo that basically dry-humped a flag and thought the Declaration of Independence was about unity. Fucking idiot. Remember he is a symptom of neo-cons and not the brain of it all.

When I read “Trump, 80” there is only one word I expect to follow.

Is he responding to a LinkedIn ad there? I am ok with that.

So, pissing on an inferno he set ablaze. If we would all just forget about the Epstein files this would end tomorrow, I wager.

Some companies/CEOs making bucks on this, to be sure.

They don’t call him King Mierdas for nothing.

Ha, yeah. Even with the right prompts, gpt was being impossibly stupid about it. To be fair, I made this image proper some time ago. No idea where it went, so I went the lazy route and got lazy results.

Shit, meant to make it an actual png.

I believe, and this is as diplomatic as I care to be, that he is perhaps concerned with billionaires fleeing the state and that a national approach could prevent that.

On the other hand it is more likely that his resistance to the CA tax and cheerleading of a national approach is purely performative as it will simply not happen at that scale, so that his pseudo-progressive veneer isn’t stripped away.

Rape children - no worries. Touch algae pond - believe it or not, straight to jail.

This is a guy who has lost all control of a very bad situation. Republicans all seem fine with it. They talk a game, but avoid the mechanisms in place to put an end to it all. They are neck deep in the sunken cost of supporting a moron and they are out of moves. Good times.

Another triumph for King Mierdas