Jesus Chad Christ that was funny. The headline alone was great, but the video 😚👌

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Phil Hartman

The pedophile that stole top secret government documents and has been on record exposing military intelligence said that? Crazy. Go get em, tiger.

Not just Donald the dotard, Republicans.

Neat that our republican congress allowed a pedophile to start a war just to distract that he is a pedophile,

and a felon,
and a failed businessman,
and an adulterer,
and a …. I don’t have time for this. The best thing I can say about him is that he is a shitty artist.

Unexpectedly.

Never seen someone look more like life only hands him disappointment. He looks like a human version of Marvin from HGTTG.

If you can’t trust “secret news”, who can you trust?

Nutlick’s reaction to the questioning of his involvement spoke volumes.

And the stock market did rejoice. This is all a ball and shell game for us when they know where the ball is.

Translated: We are cowards and the current president is a ridiculously fragile crybaby who can bury us all if we produce data that indicates he is polling worse than the previous president, who he claims was the worst of all time. We have no spine, no balls, no integrity, and welcome our tissue-skinned commander-in-chief into our eagerly-awaiting spread cheeks.

Seems to be a common theme nowadays.

Listen here you little shit…

I’m living in Baaaakersfieeeeld, I’m at a, month-long, Kid Rock festival…

Fair point.

We the People of the United States can.

Well, we are certainly gaining enough downhill momentum to get us back up somewhere.

It was a lot of tests, to be fair, and the funny thing is that it wasn’t all of it. There was another $130 charge for some other tests that they did end up covering - but not without appealing. It wasn’t a standard full panel blood test that I had to get at my age (48) due to family history. But regardless, my Dr ordered it and it’s goddamned covered.

His prognosis is positive and he is grateful for the excellent care he is receiving.

How absolutely splendid for him. Pretty neat to be covered by quality healthcare at the expense of the taxpayers, I should imagine. Even better to be wealthy enough to go beyond even that.

Meanwhile I am still fighting my insurance to cover a $1k blood draw that is absolutely covered by my shit coverage. Fuck him. Fuck the insurance companies and fuck the elected officials that consistently battle the American people at the behest of their financiers.

Oh no. I hope it’s something serious.