It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so frightening. He wants to make it a criminal offense, punishable by execution, to say anything that makes him look bad
Has he met the Internet?
Can’t believe Piggy is so weak he is hurt by mere words
Whoever taught him the word “seditious” needs to be smacked. He’s calling everything seditious now.
“Man this place is so seditious. I had to walk around the entire treasonous just to find it!”
“That lemon cheesecake was just seditious, I could eat another slice.”
“My diaper is leaking again, I feel seditious running down my leg.”
That’s because his health itself is seditious and treasonous. If he’d just hurry up and succumb to his decades-long suicide by cheeseburger, that’d stand out as his one and only act of patriotism.
Was it treason when he was making shitposts about Biden’s health, I wonder?
If it wasn’t for talking nonsense about Biden’s health (and Hillary’s too) I’m not sure the the Faux Cinematic Universe even had any other content for certain periods of time…
I’m sure Trump will smirk at that, knowing Biden had him dead to rights for four long years and never pulled the trigger.
Oh, the orange snowflake can’t stand people discussing his (lack of) ability to do his job? Maybe he should resign then…
“I shouldn’t be president if I’m not as talented as Jimmy Kimmel”- Donald Trump
Oh, his health must be bad then.
He can go fuck himself to hell. This is a free country with free speech and there isnt a damn thing he can do about it.
Just wait…
Anyone see the Emperor’s new clothes, they’re glorious

The gall of this guy. Go fuck yourself, Pedonald. You are not a king.
To quote you:
QUIET! QUIET, PIGGY!
Saggy, overweight, herpe infested traitor accuses others of treason.
Go fuck yourself, you fat orange fuck.
Looks like he’s learned two new words, his mind is clearly fine.
He also learned a poor people word - “groceries”. Apparently he never realized that was a thing and is still somewhat perplexed by the idea.
It’s a beautiful word isn’t it?
What is this “affordability” hoax about?
I’m sure that being the dumbass narcissist he is, he probably thinks he invented the word, just like he thinks he came up with the word “fake”.
Yeah, he is like a toddler that learns new words and keeps using it them over and over until they get bored.
In the process, he provides some truly hilarious ( unintentionally, of course, and his idiotic marks don’t seem to understand just how stupid their hero is) moments by going on to explain these things to others as if they are children and he’s some brilliant teacher, and all because dumbass just learned something 15 minutes ago.
When he bitches like this it means it’s true.
Poor bastard will trybeverything to stave off the inevitable until one day the tug on his mortal coil becomes too great and Death himself drags his wretched, calloused soul into eternal oblivion.
spoiler
I’ve got whistle pig ready for that day!
The 12 year whistle pig?














