For anyone trying to figure out what the angle is, MTG is trying to become the face of the American TERF movement. She’s going to milk that for years (if it catches on). Expect a book about the horrors she endured as a brave woman in the Magasphere.

As for Pete Hegseth, well, the less said the better.

No, please say away.

That and/or…

They’re gonna take their lifetime pensions, millions in insider trading, and high value contacts, and get thw fuck out before the music stops.

Trump always hires C and D tier lawyers because they are the only ones that are willing to work with him. Given that he is president, this carnival of mediocrity often works against weak or unprepared victims. Taking on law experts at the top of their field, who can call on friends who are also the very best at their craft, and assigning someone with no prosecutorial experience just because she makes his peen feel funny, seems ill advised.

None of us actually believed that Trump would ever GIVE anyone a blow job, but it sure is funny as fuck.

I lived in Okaloosa county for five years. It’s an area ripe for exploitation and Gaetz has been doing so most of his life thanks to his daddy.

Why does anyone care about what this person has to say?

Obama got the peace prize for literally not being W. Bush. No other reason.

Obama fans don’t like hearing about how bad he was.

I literally doubled over laughing when they gave Machado the Peace Prize. What a fucking joke.

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Is AOC running?

How to sell a gajillion copies of a game.

Step 1: Hire Laura Bailey
Step 2: Profit

…and now the intro music is stuck in my head.

White House architecture American government was an honor system. Trump noticed.