I’m not saying they’re wrong, but geez… “Biden administration insiders” has to be one of the most unlikeable cohorts of people on earth.

You’re talking shit about one of your own as if you have no culpability, but if he was really so ineffective then why didn’t Biden replace him with someone else? He ran HHS for 4 fucking years. At that point, any failure of Becerra’s was willful incompetence on the part of the larger administration.

Also Biden’s peeps should be thrilled with this. Politically, Becerra is one of the most milquetoast establishment Democrats there is. He’s exactly the kind of guy they normally root for…

Those monkeys would kill the shit out of the hoarder long before scientists got a hold of it.

Weird they can’t even spare a colon when there are so many assholes to go around…

You’re right, Cory. So drop out of your fucking primary and endorse a real leader.

I don’t get it. Why would Mexican drug cartels give even a single shit about the US attorney general?

I mean, of course she is. She didn’t convince Waltz to retire just for fun.

Stephen Miller looks like if Peewee Herman was the president of his high school’s Young Republicans club.

The problem is that there aren’t even ways to “get rich slow” anymore. And saving? Good fucking luck when rent alone is half your monthly income and your grocery bill has gone up 30% since the pandemic.

Well, there might still be some furries left

“He did not take the Fifth like some of his deputies did,”

I think this is the point. Smith told his deputies to do whatever they felt was necessary to protect themselves because he wants to be fully accountability for the investigation and his team. That sort of conviction is sadly rare these days… maybe even newsworthy.

Was it treason when he was making shitposts about Biden’s health, I wonder?

I heard his blood type is ranch dressing

He’s 80 and he has a very long and public history of making terrible health choices

Mike Johnson always looks like he’s just been hit by that first stomach knot before explosive diarrhea.

I can only speak for America, but here they’re all a bunch of corporate-sponsored anarchy LARPers.

He’s just jealous that Republicans aren’t celebrating his bootlicking

Insane Clown President

This is what I thought during the first term, and yet… here we are again

AOC the SML of the USA

Because it is. Fuck off, Wendy’s.