Was it treason when he was making shitposts about Biden’s health, I wonder?

I heard his blood type is ranch dressing

He’s 80 and he has a very long and public history of making terrible health choices

Mike Johnson always looks like he’s just been hit by that first stomach knot before explosive diarrhea.

I can only speak for America, but here they’re all a bunch of corporate-sponsored anarchy LARPers.

He’s just jealous that Republicans aren’t celebrating his bootlicking

Insane Clown President

This is what I thought during the first term, and yet… here we are again

AOC the SML of the USA

Because it is. Fuck off, Wendy’s.

The support of viewers like you

Exactly. This is a lady who quit the Catholic Church and was re-baptized as an evangelical just because she was so disgusted by the child sex abuse scandal. This is a hill she’s willing to die on — willing to kill on, even.

Even when attacking Trump, Democrats can’t resist taking swipes at leftists…

It’s also how they get lost. Harris pulled in record-breaking heaps of donor cash, more than any other election in history. She still got creamed.

Any democrat who runs on a populist message that doesn’t just pander to working Americans can win the presidency… just not the primary.

Ohhhh, is that what they meant by “checks and balances”???

Maybe he can sell it to pay down some of his massive, massive debts.

I’m amazed he can even afford a spokesperson at this point… let alone a car.

She probably just thinks it’s weird.

I’ve worked office jobs for two decades, and the only time I’ve ever initiated a handshake with someone is on the first time meeting them. Likewise, the only time anyone ever initiates a handshake with me is the first time meeting me… Anything more than that is extremely unusual in my experience.

Do other people try to shake your hand at the end of every interaction, or are you always the one who initiates? If it’s the latter, then people probably just find it odd that you’re handing out (sorry) so many hand shakes.

oooooo, that’s good.