

If I give Trump a fancy enough model plane, can I have my own room in the white house?


If I give Trump a fancy enough model plane, can I have my own room in the white house?


By telling his base to eat shit and pretend it’s chocolate, to which his base will enthusiastically eat shit and pretend it’s chocolate.
This is MAGA we’re talking about - their orange god can do no wrong.


“authorizing Full Force, if necessary” to deal with “domestic terrorists”
Sup, troops. The man giving your orders is a domestic terrorist. Your oath is to the Constitution, not to a politician.
Act accordingly - it’s literally your job.


Just another of many, many parallels the path we’re on has to Nazi and pre-Nazi Germany.


Iirc, the law specifies exposure of the female nipple and areola as the things that are indecent…
So… get some titty tassels with a large enough sticker plate to completely cover your areola, and you’re 100% legal!
You may consider also carrying a taser.


She’ll have my vote. …assuming there is actually a 2028 election. And that we’re not extinct by then.


Political violence, regardless of ideology, is not the answer and must be condemned.
Love ya Bernie, but I gotta disagree on this one. What he’s saying is pretty much just more ‘paradox of tolerance’ that leads to the ratchet clicking further right.
People keep shunning what happened to Kirk as a crazy extreme response to a “difference of opinion” as though we’re discussing a budget proposal for a new bridge or something. And yeah, with shit like that there’s a justifiable argument to be made by both sides.
When the ‘opinion’ being advocated for is one that seeks to deny life or liberty because of their skin color or gender or w/e, it stops being a debate and instead becomes a fight for survival. That person is literally an enemy combatant spending their life trying to kill you. And when someone is trying to kill you, violence is absolutely a justifiable response.
…and I know that’s not why the shooter killed Kirk, but even if it was a dark skinned /gay/trans/muslim/<insert target of right wing bigotry here> who shot Kirk in response to his vitriol toward them, that’s still fucking justified because he spent his life promoting violence to those people.
So no, if your ideology is that you hate people because of what’s in their pants or the color of their skin or w/e, then you’re a piece of shit; if you act on that ideology, then you’re an existential threat to those people, and if that culminates with a bullet in your carotid artery then your death will mark a sudden reduction of evil and hatred - and that is worth celebrating.
Evil fuckers like Charlie Kirk should never be tolerated.


In all fairness, the only photos or footage I’ve seen of trump in which his face doesn’t look like he’s melting were from like the 80s.
Being a human (ish) McDonald’s grease trap will do that to you.


Hope the next guy doesn’t miss. Boos don’t accomplish shit.


The other one was less directly McDonalds - it was the focus, but involved other trash fastfood chains as well. Anyway, it was when Trump reenacted that scene from Kingsmen where the villain serves shit McDonalds burgers with a fancy presentation to one of the protagonists. Trump’s target was a college sports team that were invited to the the whitehouse for a dinner event.
In all fairness, this was WAY more driven by Trump specifically, so I didn’t take an issue with McDonalds (for political reasons at least - their food is still shit) until the photo-op event you mentioned, but the latter adds enough nefarious context to the former to go ahead and assume McDonalds supports those terrorists.
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/fast-food-fan-president-donald-trump-chows-fast/story?id=60375831


Probably not, but that’s still on us. We fucked around, and now we find out.


Murican here. We won’t learn our lesson until the stupid really hurts. Elbows up, my friend. If we survive this shit, we’ll owe you big.


Lol at the thumbnail showcasing McDonalds, which ran TWO separate PR campaigns for the Trump regime, and is thus one of the single most anti-American brands in existence.
Don’t give McDonalds another cent, ever. There are plenty of other option to get your greasy heart attack fix.


It’s gonna depend on who interviews you. The federal workforce is just a slice of the rest of the US population, so you’re gonna have some who are die-hard Trumpanzees, and some who are as fed up with Trump’s bullshit as anyone else capable of critical thought. Trump just royally fucked the federal workforce, so I don’t think it’d be that risky a gamble to answer in this way.


“I’m sorry but the Hatch Act mandates that I not reply to that question.”


The car:



Damnit. Maybe tomorrow.


Corpses generally don’t.


The cure is the same regardless of how many Nazis step up to fill the role of their fallen accomplices.
Everyone in the military swore an oath to defend the constitution from all threats foreign and domestic.
…giving his two weeks notice to our chief domestic threat doesn’t quite live up to that responsibility.
Our military is absolutely stuffed with cowards and traitors.