How does this whole haunting thing work? Cuz I got a few heart attacks to dish out.

Naw, that’s an RFK Jr exclusive.

Vets voted 61% Trump to 37% Harris - not unsurprising given the number of absolute morons in the military, and yes overwhelming… but I’m gonna guess a veteran who actually gives a shit about politicizing the military almost certainly fell into the 37% that voted against him, considering he told us ahead of time that shit like this would happen.

Some internet digging points to an instagram page for Humaid Abdulla Albuqaish, who appears to be a rich and Middle Eastern version of Tiger King.

…I’m not super confident on that, as the pics on the linked page don’t look quite like the dude in the gif; but maybe a 10-years-younger version of the dude just looked that different?

Anywho, if that is the dude, the footage is most likely of a pet, and the situation staged to produce the short.

Well, so far the women we’ve run are 1) one of the most hated politicians of all time, and 2) a cop who repeatedly stated her support for genocide.

So… idk if ‘women’ is the issue here. Maybe we should try running one that doesn’t come with decades of baggage / isn’t an overtly horrible person?

I mean, sexism is definitely a factor, but one that has thus far only become insurmountable in combination with a mountain other barriers.

The tariffs are just a tax on -us- in the first place, easily exceeding $2k; so this isn’t some gift, it’s a partial return on a tax that shouldn’t exist in the first place.

Like, this is the school bully stealing your lunch money, then throwing the metal change back at you.

Orange shit stain owes us a LOT more than $2k.

Professionally, never bitch down or laterally. If you’re going to bitch up, do so in private.

…I think that was from some war movie… Saving Private Ryan? But fuck if it isn’t solid advice!

Holy shit, that’s amazing.

POSTED 16 YEARS AGO?? Wasn’t that like… fuckin’ SNES or some shit?? 💀

Well boys, the precedent is set.

*cocks sandwich*

…I’d ask if the floor is okay, but it’s the Oval Office: we already know it’s fucked.

/shrug

Oh well.

Yeah, fair enough.

And who fuckin knows on the Republican nominee… I’m sure if MTG says enough slurs, or stomps on enough puppies, or shoots enough kindergartens, etc, on live TV the republican voter base could be persuaded to overlook the fact that she’s a woman. She’s already got behaving like a fucking dumbass down to a science, and the R’s love that shit, so… as Republican standards go for presidential material go, she checks a lot of the boxes.

Disagree. For one, it’d be an underwhelming point as a historic marker if it’s the only option. And two, we haven’t gotten a female president yet cuz the women we keep running are shit candidates. Sexism is absolutely a factor, but I don’t think it compares to the absolute fuckton of baggage (actual or perceived - doesn’t matter) that comes with Hillary, or Harris’s last minute embrace of Israel’s genocide.

We haven’t actually tried running a woman who’s also a decent human being. AOC would wipe the floor with her opponent’s face, regardless of that opponent’s gender.

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

Don’t let the smouldering descent hit your ass on the way out!

…now do the people actively destroying our country, please.

…again?

…how many bugs -and I don’t mean the crawly critters- do you think are making it into the whitehouse through all these renovations?

In the fantasy world of a functional US government following the Trump regime, how do you even handle this? Everything he touches is a gigantic liability.

I think at this point I’d have the WH converted into a museum highlighting shit like the dangers of misinformation, and just pick up ops from one of the military bases that we’re sure Trump never set foot in.

Everyone in the military swore an oath to defend the constitution from all threats foreign and domestic.

…giving his two weeks notice to our chief domestic threat doesn’t quite live up to that responsibility.

Our military is absolutely stuffed with cowards and traitors.

If I give Trump a fancy enough model plane, can I have my own room in the white house?

By telling his base to eat shit and pretend it’s chocolate, to which his base will enthusiastically eat shit and pretend it’s chocolate.

This is MAGA we’re talking about - their orange god can do no wrong.