At the start of a Cabinet meeting just after noon ET on Tuesday, Donald Trump made his seemingly obligatory reference to “Sleepy Joe” Biden.
Then he assured he was “sharper than I was 25 years ago,” while rebuking The New York Times for a lengthy and detailed story last week laying out how the 79-year-old president appears to have slowed down during his second term.
But over the next hour and a half, Trump struggled to embody the sharpness and vigor he had just laid claim to.
In fact, he seemed to wage a lengthy and often-losing battle with a midday nap. Even as his Cabinet was assembled to engage in one of his favorite activities – singing the praises of Trump – he repeatedly appeared to doze off.
They really are committed to the whole “not being woke” thing.
The Media: “Dear Leader was seen to close his eyes in fervent prayer for our freedom.”
We deserved to see his fucking brains spread all over the floor. Sending pink mist energy, you child raping traitor
I have a stick of butter that is sharper than he ever was
Many many very important people are saying that you have the sharpest stick of butter ever created.
Do they call each other before school to coordinate their colors?
Kegsbreath trying to be cheeky with the plaid.
Every minute he’s sleeping is a minute he’s not actively fucking us at least I guess
How do you figure? Sleeping on a problem can be a great way to solve it.
Don’t worry he has a whole team to do that on his behalf. Every minute Trump is sleeping is a minute where Steven Miller gets to make more decisions with no one to tell him no.
Define “actively” - like any other leader, he mainly gets others to do stuff (while he sleeps).
Dozy don sleeping again
If it’s not a lie, he don’t say it.
Don’t care how sharp a rapist kiddie fucker is. Still a rapist kiddie fucker.
Drowsy don showcasing that old man energy. Pathetic!
To be honest, I also do this whenever I have a meeting at work that I don’t care about listening to. Bonus points if the seats are comfortable as fuck.
Yup. Still a liar.
I dunno, he wasn’t ever the sharpest spoon in the toolbox
Yeah, but BidenSoOld and Kamala cackles - and doesn’t have a penis - so here we are.
