The only thing he knows is projection

I assumed it was the onion initially. Oh how I was mistaken.

Trumplethinskin is too stupid to understand any of that . He desperately wants to to be the one to trigger a spectacular overreaction and turn another country into glass.

#smallcarrotproblems

There’s always the mass-extinction asteroid option to look forward to.

So that’s the reason they had to buy tiktok

That’s not how you spell kindr (God I hope that doesn’t actually exist)

Presumably chief corruption officer

Grams per square metre

It would happen in parallel to the vice presidential eye-liner being relocated to the oval office.

Not really. Trump and Vance would have to both die at essentially the same time for the role to be given to the speaker. In any other situation, Vance would become president and then nominate a new VP.

It’s quite a leap to assume that any of these people have actually read the bible.

Whose life?, because little donny two scoops doesn’t have a lot of years left in him.

Well if little donny two-scoops insists the Steele dossier is fake news, then I think we can be confident of its accuracy.

Only trump’s name needs to be on the list to cause this reaction. They’re all in a cult.

Nobody wanted that. She thawed naturally with global temperatures rise.

This whole thing leaves such a sour taste that he should have called it a lemon party.

I was very confused by that, because in British English, “dew” sounds like “jew”, and it took me a moment to realise that it sounds like “do” in American English.

Now you’ve invented a new word

Those were the days

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