In hindsight, it wasn’t a show about nothing. It was the second best sitcom about friends in NYC.

That wouldn’t be cause for redaction

Not Bernie! [sigh] Release them anyways.

Interesting point of the day

The genocide plus child rape will surely be the catalyst we need to stop voting for representatives who support FPTP.

I get that - I’ve got two myself - but Roblox is literally dangerous for them!

What do they think you’re going to inevitably cave on next, letting the kids ride around without seat belts? Jfc just tell the kid no.

It doesn’t work this way in geopolitics? I thought the USA was infamous for breaking its deals.

Is that what most of us have been doing?

Ironically, they never learned about the Tulsa Massacre and decided to concentrate.

Meanwhile we still have the TSA.

This is terrible for decorum. Now the Republicans will start doing it!

He can just put the whole thing to rest by releasing his birth certificate.

Sorry, your religion isn’t old enough for absurd exceptions to laws.

Sure you can, a how-to guide!

His base of idiots mattered when they stormed the Capitol. Then again when one missed by a couple inches.

It sure would be a shame if some idiot told the SEC to stop regulating crypto.

Inflation-adjusted or the monkey’s paw will curl a finger.

NGL I would still totally want to be on that placard. Central Park, where all the other rich people can see it.

Luxury taxes are bad because supply is less elastic than demand, so the tax incidence falls on suppliers. In other words, the working class people building the airplanes pay the tax because the rich can just not buy them.

K.I.S.S. Tax wealth. Tax the only thing they really care about. Making them notice isn’t just more satisfying; it’s better economics.