Aeri

I’m very simple, just mustard and cheese. That said I would rather it be some really good cheese and there’s this very particular kind of mustard from Sweden that I love called Lars’ own.

I mean it’s almost like the united states is a machine that runs on Mexicans and other migrant workers toiling under reprehensible conditions so that we can have… Mcdonalds?

Short answer no, Long answer noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

His biggest recent mistake is letting people know that he hates that. Because now I’m going to think of him as Taco Boy

How I long to be able to interrogate him and just be able to grab him by the neck uncomfortably tightly when he starts spewing some non-answer shit out of his mouth.

Already is

GOLLY, SOMEBODY SHOULD REALLY [ Removed by Reddit ].

I miss when Regime Change was something I read about in history books, not something I thought about when I watch the news.

So the general trump plan is to fuck everything up and then like, 1/10th fix it and now we’re just sat here much much worse off? Fantastic.

“behavior has caused several high-ranking officials to walk out of important meetings and sincerely question if he was high on drugs”

Bet you dollars to donuts that he is, so, yes.

He makes a lot of history, none of it good.

I’m hoping he’ll make a tiny bit of good history when he beefs it.

I think Musk making people realize they have to aim higher than “foot soldiers” is not a great idea for him haha!

May he be struck by… A flying ice cream truck.

MFW 9 millionth “Why yes I did commit treason that anyone else would be in gitmo for” remark. (Nothing will happen)

Reddit banned me for saying I should be allowed to punch Nazis, appeal silently declined within the hour. Didn’t consider it worth pursuing further, had reddit-shaped hole.

“which he signed into law in 2020.” You’ve got to be fucking kidding

I basically use it on rare rare occasion to help get me “unstuck” with creative tasks, I don’t really use what it produces in the end, I wind up dismantling it entirely and rewriting it “properly” but it has a use you know?

I believe it has something to do with oh I don’t know, the United States devoting more money to war than nearly every other country put together, or mayhaps the 750~ military bases the US have got scattered all about.

I’ll take “shit you shouldn’t be able to patent” for 1000 alex.

You could argue GTA violates this patent, I throw bullets at dudes and it “triggers combat” \s